PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FAN FIC!! "You had the Black Pearl. You lost the Black Pearl. You had a chance for immortality, and wonder of wonders, you’d be dead in a minute if I shot you. You have no ship, no crew, and a compass that doesn’t work. All you have in this world is your big mouth. . ." Poor Jack Sparrow. No one respects him anymore. . .and it's time he earned that respect again. Darn! I meant CAPTAIN Jack. . . As Captain Jackie boy would say, this is a tale to behold - savvy?