WARNING: This, right here, is the weirdest Doctor Who fan fiction you will EVER read. I can seriously curl up in a ball on my kitchen floor cackle/sobbing at the stuff that pours out of my mind. THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FRIED AND CRUNCHY. M'kay. I warned yer arse. So without further adew...... READ ONWARD ME FRIENDS! :D WEEW-HEEW!! ^O^