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Funny sayings
Funny sayings
RebekahLynda
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Reads
Reads 726,950
726,950
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15.7K
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Time
Time 2h 19m
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2h 19m
RebekahLynda
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Ongoing, First published Sep 11, 2012
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Table of contents
Pens
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
COOKIES
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Music is life
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
One Direction
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
The Hunger Games
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Smile
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Gender Doesn't matter
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Justin
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
One Direction
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Peace
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
The Door that everyone has pushed
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
I CANT WIN
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Random Facts
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
LOL
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Jingle Bells
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
School
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Fail or succeed
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Revolving Doors
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
Bucket list
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
The Hunger Games
Tue, Sep 11, 2012
10 funny sayings
Sun, Sep 23, 2012
What little kids learn from Cinderella
Sun, Sep 23, 2012
I deram of a better world
Sun, Sep 23, 2012
Roses are red
Sun, Sep 23, 2012
50 lol's
Sun, Sep 23, 2012
<3
Sat, Oct 6, 2012
Label
Sat, Oct 6, 2012
:D
Sat, Oct 6, 2012
Free Hugs
Sat, Oct 6, 2012
LOL
Sat, Oct 6, 2012
Loading
Sat, Oct 6, 2012
Live, Love, Laugh
Thu, Oct 11, 2012
Funny jokes
Fri, Oct 12, 2012
More funny Jokes
Fri, Oct 12, 2012
Raw
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Weirdness
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
And I was like that's me at the top
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Relationships
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
HARRY POTTER
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Metal
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
WELCOME
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
GOD LOVES YOU AND ME
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
LOVE
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
metal
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
punk
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Rock
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
WAFFLE
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Angel
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
The girl tree
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
POKE
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Amazing girl
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
BRUNO MARS
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
RAWR
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
1D
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Another 1D
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Waffle on ur face
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
F'n'A
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
SMILE
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
I <3 U
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
I'm....
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
I admit
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
FRIENDS
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
BLONDE
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
STAND OUT
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
MUSIC
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
welcome
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
afro
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
And now i'm cool
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
bunny
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Alt
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Smilies
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Bro fist
Sat, Oct 13, 2012
Vampires
Sun, Oct 14, 2012
I set fire to the.....BREAD
Mon, Oct 15, 2012
Hunger Games
Thu, Oct 18, 2012
@PianoPrincess
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
Something for everyone
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
DISNEY
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
I LOVE MUSIC
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
Music Ipod
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
Omgosh its 1D again
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
Tee Hee
Mon, Oct 22, 2012
Some Lovely Quotes
Tue, Oct 23, 2012
Random things I found
Sun, Oct 28, 2012
Sunday Laughs
Sun, Nov 11, 2012
Gun
Sat, Nov 17, 2012
Lotsa Stuff that make us go Wow
Sat, Nov 17, 2012
Jenna Marbles
Sun, Nov 17, 2013
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