33 Part Story 416K Reads 10.3K Votes
Aaron Kite By ironkite Updated a month ago
Meet Joe Nobody . . . and pray he never meets you.
    He's average height, with an average build, and average looks - an instantly forgettable face in the crowd. Joe also happens to be a hit man, quite possibly one of the best in the world. He's so good, in fact, that most of his work life has settled into a comfortable routine, where everything goes according to plan, and nothing at all is surprising anymore. He's been just about everywhere, and he's seen it all.
    But Joe hasn't seen everything. Not yet . . .
    **WARNING** - This work contains several curse words and some extremely violent themes and situations throughout. I mean, the main character is a hit man . . . there's your first sign. You've been warned.
    **ADDITIONAL WARNING** - This is soooooooo first-draft-ish, so any problems you see logistically, thematically, or grammatically are all the fault of a combination of absinthe and overzealous fingers. And please, for god's sake, if you see something glaringly wrong, tell me about it!  :)
Your cover is SICK, in a good way! Just in case you're like wait what lol
Woohoo! Tap dancing! This story can't go wrong anymore after that!
Its been so long I miss this story something awful and so feel like closure is needed I really got into it and now wait  and still nada and you are awesome I would have finished reading in a day good but I can't because its just not there are we going to I sound whiny but darn it it was good story
what kind of curse words???
                                    just want to know before I start reading I am kinda superstitious
Just run away screaming, "excuse me, I'm a doctor."
                                    Works every time.
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