How to Survive a Horror Movie ..

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FemaleeeWiz By FemaleeeWiz Updated 2 years ago
100 Ways To Survive a Horror Movie 
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XD using a lamp! Pfftt I'm ASIAN! I'm gonna shove a fortune cookie up their *** XD
I'd be the oblivious one that is like "Oh hi there, want a sandwich?" and treats the antagonist all nice and shiz
if someone calls you saying "have you checked the children?" the children are de.ad.
How to survive a Horror movie AKA HM for Dummies...
Like me XDDDDDDDD
If You Hear A baby laughing, and you know you don't have no baby. Gtfo of there. tf
Thank you. I desperately needed that.. 'Specially since I'm writing a story on a poltergeist... And that's hilarious