Hi, My name is Alex Santana and I'm an alcoholic. Cue in, Hi, Alex. Ok, so I'm not an alcoholic but I am an high school student. There should be a group for that though - High School Rejects Who Became Popular Anonymous. I can only imagine the conversations that group would have. Anyways, all I wanted was a date with Jessica Lange. Was that too much to ask for? I guess so because ever since then my life has literally been a roller-coaster. Popularity isn't quite like I imagined it. So, if your interested in hearing about my magical journey into the world of Popularity, please read on.
WARNING: This story is not for the faint of heart, woman who are nursing and or pregnant or individuals who have a history of heart disease. Consult your doctor if you have a history of diabetes, glaucoma or popularity.