HIDE YOUR ASS, HIDE YOU FACE, AND HIDE YOUR WIFE - Wait, I forgot you don't have one -
'CAUSE WE FANGIRLS WILL HEX YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!
Aw...I already killed him!! Yo, Hermione! Bring him back to life so we can kill him again. And again. And again.
It's the last breath you'll ever give once I'm done with you.
*raises potato* Me: Hi Ron!
Ron: Wha -?
RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY! YOU ARSE! I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, AND WHEN I DO, I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO HARD, YOUR MANLIHOOD-NESS WILL DISSIPATE INTO NOTHING!
Her-my-knee thats how i prounouced or figured it out when i was younger and how its said in the movies
Is it bad I still have hope for her and Harry? heck, even both their names start with 'H'
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