I legit read this fanfic 5 times now. I know it by heart, but its soo goood! no judgement ✋✋
RONALD BILLIUS WEASLY YOU F U C K I N G A S S H O L E!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO B I T C H slap this guy
HIDE YOUR ASS, HIDE YOU FACE, AND HIDE YOUR WIFE - Wait, I forgot you don't have one -
'CAUSE WE FANGIRLS WILL HEX YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!
Aw...I already killed him!! Yo, Hermione! Bring him back to life so we can kill him again. And again. And again.
It's the last breath you'll ever give once I'm done with you.
*raises potato* Me: Hi Ron!
Ron: Wha -?
RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY! YOU ARSE! I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, AND WHEN I DO, I'M GONNA KILL YOU SO HARD, YOUR MANLIHOOD-NESS WILL DISSIPATE INTO NOTHING!
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