I have auburn, wavy, frizzy hair. I have hazel-brown eyes. I have freckles. Yet I still consider myself pretty. This is what everyone should live by.
AHH HELL NO! Ronald, you're about to have your @$$ kicked by a bunch if fangirls
Where's my frying pan. Hey girl, hold my hoops. It's about to go down
Ron: Wait what
Yes, Ron. Because you're the only guy The Brightest Witch of her Age can get. Puh-lease. Krum? Ohh I'm bringing back memories. Well.....DIE RON DIE
A reason why I don't like Ron with Hermione, I can actually see him saying that.
Heyheyhey guys! We should have a Ron Weasley Anti-fanclub! We'll meet once a month and discuss different ways to murder him!
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