Year of the Chick

30 Part Story 3.4M Reads 20K Votes
Romi Moondi By Romi Moondi Completed
An awkward family homecoming at Christmas.

A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience.

The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom.

And that's just the first two chapters.

In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband.

But this is North America, not Calcutta! Who lets their parents choose their husbands?!

Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West."

To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what happens to her. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play.

From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time.

And that's when she meets a fellow writer.

On the Internet.

So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"?

Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love.

"Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available now at Amazon!
LENGTH: 74,000 words or 284 pages
DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!
Seriously too funny even though I am sure it is very real in Indian culture :)
This book sounds so interesting :) Can't wait to read more! Amazing start!
"Here sweety, take this chocolate bar and this cake and this truck full of ice cream with you to the gym. Don't forget your soda, it's important to stay hydrated !! Have fun getting that fat off your body !"
Yeah, that's what we all say... But then we see a chocolate bar, and let me tell ya that the imma-eat-well-and-do-exercise-and-stay-healthy thoughts disappear faster that the chocolate
Cause she's the size of a TWIG !
Would you rather have a little piece of chocolate or the whole bar ?
Oh you noticed ?
It suits me, right ? I know. I worked so hard for it.