I'm Kat (short for Katherine), and I'm a fairy tale hater. Call me what you want, but I'm not going to change what I think about them. Anyways, I have a club, and we meet up weekly to talk about the retarded things we'd discovered from new fairy tales that we're forced to read. I've never realized that the consequencesof mocking fairy tales were so harsh, though...Especially not after the Faries put a curse on me and I've been dragged into The Little Mermaid to live with a whole bunch of cheesy idiots singing their Disney songs. But then I figured, since I'm in the story and I am the main character, and there's no way of getting out of this crap anyway -- so why can't I rewrite the story...the way it was supposed to be if these people knew what common sense was? Damn that "Once-Upon-A-Time" crap. I'll be rewritting my own version of The Little Mermaid.