My GF Is A Zombie Hooker

6 Part Story 65.7K Reads 1.1K Votes
JackGallow By JackGallow Updated a year ago
Jack is shocked to discover that his girlfriend is a zombie hooker.
CoolerThanU13 CoolerThanU13 7 months ago
Come on Kayla, that was a bitch move, SEVENTY BUCKS, a couple of meals missed! I'm not really sure if she even deserves him right now but I'm not gonna judge.....yet.
im going to break the 69 comments thing, so im sorry haha. but damn, man, are you recently dumped? this seems like a fun story though, im going to go for it! on to my reading list this thing goes~!
KeonaTraynham KeonaTraynham a year ago
Ermahgersh...a zombie...not just a zombie but a zombie hooker....
Dianburn Dianburn a year ago
So she tells him she is a zombie hooker and the, she gets mad at him! What the hell? Jack do something she is a hooker, your girlfriend is a freaking hooker! Fine, I like the story already!
Lia_Mae Lia_Mae 2 years ago
lol Kayla is hilarious. I'd rather die peacefully than be a zombie hooker. Though I'm glad Jack still loved her despite that fact
ChrissyFierce ChrissyFierce 2 years ago
Are you morphing real stories to get a laugh out of us? Because it's working! Lol zombie hooker