My GF Is A Zombie Hooker

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Jack Gallow By Jack Gallow Completed
Jack is shocked to discover that his girlfriend is a zombie hooker.
Come on Kayla, that was a bitch move, SEVENTY BUCKS, a couple of meals missed! I'm not really sure if she even deserves him right now but I'm not gonna judge.....yet.
im going to break the 69 comments thing, so im sorry haha. but damn, man, are you recently dumped? this seems like a fun story though, im going to go for it! on to my reading list this thing goes~!
Ermahgersh...a zombie...not just a zombie but a zombie hooker....
So she tells him she is a zombie hooker and the, she gets mad at him! What the hell? Jack do something she is a hooker, your girlfriend is a freaking hooker! Fine, I like the story already!
lol Kayla is hilarious. I'd rather die peacefully than be a zombie hooker. Though I'm glad Jack still loved her despite that fact
Are you morphing real stories to get a laugh out of us? Because it's working! Lol zombie hooker