Kurotsuki Chika; a twelve year old, seemingly crazy S-Rank criminal - the youngest one in history. Bound by an immortal curse and a demon who cracks dry jokes, Chika was sent to the Akatsuki at the age of eight. Now at the age of twelve, she is sent to Konoha where our mental heroine is meant to spy on the Kyuubi. Team 7, an unexpected combination of a perverted Jounin co-leader, another emo Uchiha, a useless stalking fangirl and the Kyuubi in question. Will Chika bite them all to death, or spare them from her insane wrath?