1-800-KINK-ME-UP

I cover my mouth. The sensation of his lips against mine is still very apparent, real, earth-shattering. Shaken, my voice peels out from beneath my fingers, "Did you just-" "Yeah.." He grips the back of my head, threads his long, nimble fingers through my unruly hair and draws me closer to his face, "I kissed you." He removes my hand from my mouth, pads my bottom lip with his thumb, "Mind if I do it again?" "You may not." Hero has her fair share of issues. She holds conversations with kitchenware, works as a phone sex operator (while lacking the proper experience), and ninjas her way into boy's restrooms. But her problems triple the moment she learns that the vacant house across the lane is now occupied with new neighbors. She finds her routine interrupted by a particular boy, her absentee mother making a comeback seventeen years late, her bestfriend blinded by infatuation and her own feelings being tested; could this girl possibly live up to her name and somehow overcome?

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I cant read this story on my iPod unless there's wifi :( is there anyway you can fix the glitch or something please.

Famousx

This is very different! I mean kitchen appliances talking? GENIUS! I love it already lol c:
Keep up the good work.

PopGoBubbles

you can tell someones fucked in the head when they talk to objects :L LMAO! loving this!

MizzTroublesome

Haha on she talks to the kitchen appliances! I'm so gonna try making conversations with inanimate objects besides my phone!

missmh

Lmfao this made me laugh xD And it takes a lot in a story to make me laugh. Classics xD Voted!! When did you post this? You should enter the Watty Awards :3