I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player.

Clarisse Hornitt isn't your average geek. Sure she's smart, sure she doesn't dress like a typical teenage girl, and yes she does wear glasses. But that doesnt make her a weasly little nerd/dweeb who'll cower down and snivel. Hellll no, she will say whatever's on her mind and then promptly whoop anyone's keister if they mess with her. Clarisse's temper gets her into a little trouble. Maybe not little, judging by the size (which means physically and includes their ego) of the person she pissed off. Now, enemies with the 'unbeatable' she's got to ready herself for the intensity of his revenge and even bring the fight to him. And hell yes, she'll bring it
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@SazSuchaFreak13 your so right, scared myself how much I can make it sound like my History teacher
@NairzLovesHarry I survive. I have friends, no bestie tho. I just express my emotions into paintings and drawings.
I wish we could vote multiple times, I'd totally do that for this HILARIOUS story!
You earned that whoop, asshat!
Btw, I can relate to Clarisse, we are so same! Nerdy toughass sounds like me!
@blueduck813 OH MY GOD IM DYING i has to say it aloud to repeat what u said to understand it lol
Now that she said sebastian and biscuit in the same sentence all i can picture are those gross crab buscuit things...

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