The Weasley twins and me!

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Danielle Conolly By Danielle Conolly Completed
My life isn't exactly butterfly's and rainbows. My name is Electra Black and am the daughter of Sirius black. Since his imprisonment i have lived with Remus Lupin. Having been expelled from beauxbatons i had to go to Hogwarts where i met the two funniest guys in my life, the Weasley twins.
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, 
Here I come,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Yum, yum, yum!
"Hahaha hahaha. Now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, Potter. It's ON MARS. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.
Voldemort: 
What do you want with a rocketship? 
What business do you have on Mars?

Malfoy: 
Well, let’s just say…
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, 
Here I come, 
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, 
Yum, yum, yum!

Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,
Pigfarts, Pigfarts.
@inlovewithabookxo  My dear, you need to see A Very Potter Musical to understand. ;)
HAHA i remember avpm!
RUMBLEROAR is a talking lion and headmaster of pigfarts XD
@inlovewithabookxo pig farts my friend, is on Mars! With Rumbleroar and Mc.Gonnagills- you NEVER have balls at Pigfarts, the noise is to load for Rumbleroars sleeping cubs!