On the lines of Wonderland

My name is Alice, I fell down the stupid rabbit hole a week ago and haven't been able to get back since. Personally I think it might be a good thing. I mean good riddance to most of those people, everyone thought I was this sweet and innocent little girl. And I tried to be I really did it just didn't work. When the queen offered me half of her territory as long as I took a few residents with me, I was thrilled. She told me if I took the White Rabbit, the Cheshire Cat, the Mad Hatter, that stupid Caterpillar that smokes way to much, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, the March Hare, and the knave then half of Wonderland would be mine for the taking. Though she delegated the half. I always assumed I had been to all of Wonderland apparently I was wrong. I had only been to half of Wonderland and the other half.....I owned.

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