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He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I) flying-person 46 parts / 99 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013 THIS STORY NEEDS EDITING!! Emilee is crazy. Well, not literally. She's just slightly hyper and possesses a brain that is constantly on a s... read more 9,297,744 reads 61,518 14,773

Bite Me MADcreations 43 parts / 92 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011 Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more 3,301,166 reads 35,732 2,800

A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes) AnAbundanceofAwkward 1 page, updated Jun 20, 2011 Warning: Not for Twihards. 29,407 reads 751 603

Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD] Aderpable 10 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 12, 2010 What's more taunting than vampire assholes who just won't give up a cupcake? 42,572 reads 830 247

So My Teacher's A Vampire. Wait. What! (Student/Teacher) © JustPeachy1982 28 parts / 47 pages, updated Jan 18, 2013 Julie is all too excited to start her senior year of high school. What she doesn't plan on is falling in love. She falls in love with ... read more 114,038 reads 1,543 219

☼Shine☼ [boyxboy] [oneshot] blondewitAbrain 14 pages, updated Sep 03, 2011 They all think he’s a vampire. He thinks they’re all idiots. Also, Edward Cullen can kiss his skinny, pale ass. 3,486 reads 130 64

Stumbling into A Vampire (Completed) WritingMyPassion 29 parts / 71 pages, updated Oct 09, 2011 I, Shannon Maylon, had THE picture perfect life. I was popular, captain of the dance team, dating the quarter back of our football team here in little to... read more 105,220 reads 1,438 123

The Girl Who Cried Vampire Music13 34 parts / 57 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012 Jane Robertson is the bad girl who barely shows up for her classes. She is sent to a boarding school one day and she wants anything but to be there. Jane thinks ... read more 55,560 reads 781 91

bella turns a bit fishyy chocolatextart 35 parts / 84 pages, updated Feb 20, 2011 bella and edward are at esme island she fins a neckless but this neckless has powers 63,543 reads 419 50

Cullen Wife Swap! Shawol 34 parts / 26 pages, updated Sep 01, 2011 What if the Cullens sighned up for Wife Swap? Read the adventures and crazy-ness of the Cullens and Jacksons, as Esme and Madison switch places! 123,815 reads 767 268

32 things Emmett Cullen is Not Allowed to do. KaylaAnne 1 page, updated Dec 22, 2011 Some funny things I found on the web about what Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to do. 958 reads 25 30

Blooded Princess ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong 22 parts / 29 pages, updated Apr 07, 2012 Zandabelle was taking a calming walk in the woods when she finds herself inside the vampires border. The king queen take her in. Their son is a total jerk. Will she servive? 14,075 reads 171 47

Prettiest Vampire LivingDeadGirlxox 24 parts / 44 pages, updated Mar 12, 2013 Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunni... read more 8,467 reads 258 220

How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn MikeCooley 1 page, updated Dec 28, 2011 Back in the day, we never had a problem with these pesky sparkly vampires. Oh, we would get an occasional deer in the yard, or a squirrel, or... read more 600 reads 17 16

And you think your life is complicated... (NEVER GOING TO FINISH) M51exposed 10 parts / 28 pages, updated Dec 02, 2010 Raven White is your typical teenage girl. She's had her hard times- like a cheating boyfriend and a sleazy bestfriend- and she's had her g... read more 4,038 reads 93 38

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