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Vampire fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of vampires who feed on living creatures in order to survive. While vampires were traditionally horrific and villainous, modern interpretations often reimagine the fanged bloodsuckers as more nuanced and complex entities. Vampire fiction usually deals with the human protagonist’s encounter with a vampire, their romantic relationship with a vampire, or his or her transformation into a vampire themselves. Other conflicts may include vampire-hunting or drama within the vampire coven.

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

flying-person
46 parts / 99 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013PG-13VideoCompleted
Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' THIS STORY NEEDS EDITING!! Emilee is crazy. Well, not literally. She's just slightly hyper an... read more
11,873,106 reads votes 109,196 comments 20,646
Bite Me

Bite Me

MADcreations
42 parts / 87 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more
4,923,806 reads votes 75,625 comments 6,034
They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

flying-person
37 parts / 103 pages, updated Jan 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well... read more
2,184,663 reads votes 44,489 comments 6,940
Bite Me

Bite Me

ELatimer
32 parts / 66 pages, updated Sep 13, 2013VideoCompleted
When does attraction turn into infatuation? When does it turn dangerous? Jules can't stop thinking about Deven. He's mysterious, dark and sultry. He's...a vampire? She quickly lea... read more
493,998 reads votes 17,273 comments 1,866
You're Not My Flavor

You're Not My Flavor

MADcreations
25 parts / 48 pages, updated Jul 12, 2013PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t li... read more
554,661 reads votes 12,311 comments 1,978
Cullen Wife Swap!

Cullen Wife Swap!

Shawol
34 parts / 27 pages, updated Sep 01, 2011PG-13Completed
What if the Cullens sighned up for Wife Swap? Read the adventures and crazy-ness of the Cullens and Jacksons, as Esme and Madison switch places!
179,342 reads votes 2,220 comments 357
The Girl Who Cried Vampire

The Girl Who Cried Vampire

Music13
34 parts / 57 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012PGPicturesCompleted
Jane Robertson is the bad girl who barely shows up for her classes. She is sent to a boarding school one day and she wants anything but to be there. Jane thinks ... read more
86,775 reads votes 1,125 comments 116
Prettiest Vampire

Prettiest Vampire

LoriEllisxox
25 parts / 44 pages, updated Apr 26, 2014PG-13PicturesCompleted
Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunni... read more
30,915 reads votes 980 comments 419
Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Aderpable
10 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 12, 2010PG-13Completed
What's more taunting than vampire assholes who just won't give up a cupcake?
51,734 reads votes 954 comments 270
A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

AnAbundanceofAwkward
1 page, updated Jun 20, 2011Completed
Something I wrote years ago in attempt to anger people.
36,647 reads votes 904 comments 632
bella turns a bit fishyy

bella turns a bit fishyy

chocolatextart
35 parts / 84 pages, updated Feb 20, 2011PG-13Completed
bella and edward are at esme island she fins a neckless but this neckless has powers
88,663 reads votes 781 comments 62
Lamia's Dream

Lamia's Dream

bjpatt
49 parts / 97 pages, updated May 26, 2014PGCompleted
Miles Ward finally has a chance with his long time crush Valerie Wingfield after saving her life from a masked man. Sure, there are things about Valerie he can’t explain.... read more
10,917 reads votes 539 comments 308
Toilet

Toilet

rose_murray
43 parts / 75 pages, updated Sep 22, 2014PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her ... read more
21,081 reads votes 463 comments 193
If Bella Had Personality

If Bella Had Personality

LB_Jade
9 parts / 20 pages, updated Oct 29, 2013PG-13Completed
If Bella Swan Had Personality... ......and if pigs could fly, if a Wattpadder could get a book read without spamming thousands of threads, and if Stephanie Meyer... read more
6,108 reads votes 449 comments 177
Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

OliAndTheDiamonds
16 parts / 30 pages, updated Jul 26, 2013PG-13Completed
Sammy Morgan likes her brothers best friend, who happens to be a player. What happens when Sammy finds out Jordy is a vampire as well as her brother? It's really bad ( just a warning[I was twelve when I wrote this :')])
17,327 reads votes 368 comments 43
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