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Vampire fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of vampires who feed on living creatures in order to survive. While vampires were traditionally horrific and villainous, modern interpretations often reimagine the fanged bloodsuckers as more nuanced and complex entities. Vampire fiction usually deals with the human protagonist’s encounter with a vampire, their romantic relationship with a vampire, or his or her transformation into a vampire themselves. Other conflicts may include vampire-hunting or drama within the vampire coven.

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

flying-person
46 parts / 99 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013PG-13VideoCompleted
Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' THIS STORY NEEDS EDITING!! Emilee is crazy. Well, not literally. She's just slightly hyper an... read more
12,381,252 reads votes 120,378 comments 23,022
Bite Me

Bite Me

MADcreations
42 parts / 87 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more
5,246,204 reads votes 84,428 comments 7,478
They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

flying-person
37 parts / 103 pages, updated Jan 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well... read more
2,362,592 reads votes 49,208 comments 7,737
Bite Me

Bite Me

ELatimer
32 parts / 66 pages, updated Sep 13, 2013VideoCompleted
When does attraction turn into infatuation? When does it turn dangerous? Jules can't stop thinking about Deven. He's mysterious, dark and sultry. He's...a vampire? She quickly lea... read more
522,393 reads votes 18,895 comments 1,931
You're Not My Flavor

You're Not My Flavor

MADcreations
25 parts / 48 pages, updated Jul 12, 2013PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t li... read more
596,684 reads votes 13,740 comments 2,115
Kidnapped by 1D

Kidnapped by 1D

QueenMariana
29 parts / 64 pages, updated Jun 11, 2013PG-13PicturesCompleted
{Completed. Sequel in process} "Finally, you stopped wiggling. Now this will be much easier." He says with a husky voice. I closed my eyes not wanting to feel ... read more
179,906 reads votes 2,627 comments 560
The Girl Who Cried Vampire

The Girl Who Cried Vampire

Music13
34 parts / 57 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012PGPicturesCompleted
Jane Robertson is the bad girl who barely shows up for her classes. She is sent to a boarding school one day and she wants anything but to be there. Jane thinks ... read more
92,421 reads votes 1,159 comments 114
Prettiest Vampire

Prettiest Vampire

LoriEllisxox
25 parts / 44 pages, updated Apr 26, 2014PG-13PicturesCompleted
Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunni... read more
35,553 reads votes 1,151 comments 455
A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Aderpable
8 pages, updated Mar 12, 2010PG-13Completed
What's more taunting than vampire assholes who just won't give up a cupcake?
52,808 reads votes 978 comments 273
A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

AnAbundanceofAwkward
1 page, updated Jun 20, 2011Completed
Something I wrote years ago in attempt to anger people.
37,070 reads votes 910 comments 629
bella turns a bit fishyy

bella turns a bit fishyy

chocolatextart
35 parts / 84 pages, updated Feb 20, 2011PG-13Completed
bella and edward are at esme island she fins a neckless but this neckless has powers
91,282 reads votes 847 comments 65
Lamia's Dream

Lamia's Dream

bjpatt
49 parts / 97 pages, updated May 26, 2014PGCompleted
Miles Ward finally has a chance with his long time crush Valerie Wingfield after saving her life from a masked man. Sure, there are things about Valerie he can’t explain.... read more
13,340 reads votes 616 comments 311
Toilet

Toilet

rose_murray
43 parts / 75 pages, updated Sep 22, 2014PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her ... read more
24,565 reads votes 642 comments 240
If Bella Had Personality

If Bella Had Personality

LB_Jade
9 parts / 20 pages, updated Oct 29, 2013PG-13Completed
If Bella Swan Had Personality... ......and if pigs could fly, if a Wattpadder could get a book read without spamming thousands of threads, and if Stephanie Meyer... read more
8,023 reads votes 537 comments 209
How To Annoy Twihards & the Twilight Characters

How To Annoy Twihards & the Twilight Characters

harrypotter1270
22 parts / 8 pages, updated Nov 02, 2013GCompleted
These are some was to annoy twihards and twilight cast. PS: Do not copy these ideas without my permission
10,864 reads votes 398 comments 117
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