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Vampire fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of vampires who feed on living creatures in order to survive. While vampires were traditionally horrific and villainous, modern interpretations often reimagine the fanged bloodsuckers as more nuanced and complex entities. Vampire fiction usually deals with the human protagonist’s encounter with a vampire, their romantic relationship with a vampire, or his or her transformation into a vampire themselves. Other conflicts may include vampire-hunting or drama within the vampire coven.

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

flying-person
46 parts / 99 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013PG-13VideoCompleted
Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' THIS STORY NEEDS EDITING!! Emilee is crazy. Well, not literally. She's just slightly hyper an... read more
11,577,430 reads votes 102,214 comments 19,410
Bite Me

Bite Me

MADcreations
42 parts / 87 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more
4,716,295 reads votes 68,917 comments 5,446
They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

flying-person
37 parts / 103 pages, updated Jan 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well... read more
2,081,700 reads votes 41,539 comments 6,629
Bite Me

Bite Me

ELatimer
32 parts / 66 pages, updated Sep 13, 2013VideoCompleted
When does attraction turn into infatuation? When does it turn dangerous? Jules can't stop thinking about Deven. He's mysterious, dark and sultry. He's...a vampire? She quickly lea... read more
471,521 reads votes 16,140 comments 1,803
You're Not My Flavor

You're Not My Flavor

MADcreations
25 parts / 48 pages, updated Jul 12, 2013PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t li... read more
527,394 reads votes 11,241 comments 1,916
Cullen Wife Swap!

Cullen Wife Swap!

Shawol
34 parts / 27 pages, updated Sep 01, 2011PG-13Completed
What if the Cullens sighned up for Wife Swap? Read the adventures and crazy-ness of the Cullens and Jacksons, as Esme and Madison switch places!
173,516 reads votes 2,070 comments 354
The Girl Who Cried Vampire

The Girl Who Cried Vampire

Music13
34 parts / 57 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012PGPicturesCompleted
Jane Robertson is the bad girl who barely shows up for her classes. She is sent to a boarding school one day and she wants anything but to be there. Jane thinks ... read more
83,960 reads votes 1,105 comments 111
Double Trouble [Book One]

Double Trouble [Book One]

ZealousZebra
30 parts / 100 pages, updated Oct 30, 2013PG-13PicturesCompleted
I pulled lip, major confused. "You guys always act like this?" They looked at each other, mocking each other expression. Grinning in sync back at me, T... read more
47,596 reads votes 975 comments 65
Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Aderpable
10 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 12, 2010PG-13Completed
What's more taunting than vampire assholes who just won't give up a cupcake?
50,985 reads votes 949 comments 269
A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

AnAbundanceofAwkward
1 page, updated Jun 20, 2011Completed
Something I wrote years ago in attempt to anger people.
36,211 reads votes 896 comments 629
Prettiest Vampire

Prettiest Vampire

LoriEllisxox
25 parts / 44 pages, updated Apr 26, 2014PG-13PicturesCompleted
Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunni... read more
27,850 reads votes 917 comments 388
bella turns a bit fishyy

bella turns a bit fishyy

chocolatextart
35 parts / 84 pages, updated Feb 20, 2011PG-13Completed
bella and edward are at esme island she fins a neckless but this neckless has powers
86,533 reads votes 760 comments 54
Lamia's Dream

Lamia's Dream

bjpatt
49 parts / 97 pages, updated May 26, 2014PGCompleted
Miles Ward finally has a chance with his long time crush Valerie Wingfield after saving her life from a masked man. Sure, there are things about Valerie he can’t explain.... read more
9,033 reads votes 509 comments 310
If Bella Had Personality

If Bella Had Personality

LB_Jade
9 parts / 20 pages, updated Oct 29, 2013PG-13Completed
If Bella Swan Had Personality... ......and if pigs could fly, if a Wattpadder could get a book read without spamming thousands of threads, and if Stephanie Meyer... read more
5,291 reads votes 391 comments 159
Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

OliAndTheDiamonds
16 parts / 30 pages, updated Jul 26, 2013PG-13Completed
Sammy Morgan likes her brothers best friend, who happens to be a player. What happens when Sammy finds out Jordy is a vampire as well as her brother? It's really bad ( just a warning[I was twelve when I wrote this :')])
15,925 reads votes 345 comments 41
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