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He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

flying-person
46 parts / 99 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013PG-13VideoCompleted
Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' THIS STORY NEEDS EDITING!! Emilee is crazy. Well, not literally. She's just slightly hyper an... read more
10,913,409 reads votes 85,976 comments 16,738
Bite Me

Bite Me

MADcreations
42 parts / 87 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PG-13PicturesCompleted
Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more
4,277,912 reads votes 55,679 comments 3,695
They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

flying-person
37 parts / 103 pages, updated Jan 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well... read more
1,823,245 reads votes 33,699 comments 5,802
Bite Me

Bite Me

ELatimer
32 parts / 66 pages, updated Sep 13, 2013VideoCompleted
When does attraction turn into infatuation? When does it turn dangerous? Jules can't stop thinking about Deven. He's mysterious, dark and sultry. He's...a vampire? She quickly lea... read more
421,941 reads votes 14,074 comments 1,749
You're Not My Flavor

You're Not My Flavor

MADcreations
25 parts / 48 pages, updated Jul 12, 2013PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t li... read more
461,941 reads votes 9,036 comments 1,626
Totally CrAzY [COMPLETED]

Totally CrAzY [COMPLETED]

NinjaUnicornTaco
29 parts / 41 pages, updated Oct 21, 2012Completed
Note: I wrote this AGES AGO. The writing is horrible. If you hate it, check out my other stuff. You'll like it a lot more. WARNING: HORRIBLE WRITING. Jace Flynn, ... read more
121,370 reads votes 1,569 comments 376
Cullen Wife Swap!

Cullen Wife Swap!

Shawol
34 parts / 27 pages, updated Sep 01, 2011PG-13Completed
What if the Cullens sighned up for Wife Swap? Read the adventures and crazy-ness of the Cullens and Jacksons, as Esme and Madison switch places!
156,697 reads votes 1,292 comments 289
The Girl Who Cried Vampire

The Girl Who Cried Vampire

Music13
34 parts / 57 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012PGPicturesCompleted
Jane Robertson is the bad girl who barely shows up for her classes. She is sent to a boarding school one day and she wants anything but to be there. Jane thinks ... read more
77,756 reads votes 1,050 comments 109
Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Seduced By A Vampire, With A Cupcake! [ON HOLD]

Aderpable
10 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 12, 2010PG-13Completed
What's more taunting than vampire assholes who just won't give up a cupcake?
48,607 reads votes 899 comments 265
A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

AnAbundanceofAwkward
1 page, updated Jun 20, 2011Completed
Something I wrote years ago in attempt to anger people.
34,905 reads votes 880 comments 681
Double Trouble [Book One]

Double Trouble [Book One]

ZealousZebra
30 parts / 100 pages, updated Oct 30, 2013PG-13PicturesCompleted
I pulled lip, major confused. "You guys always act like this?" They looked at each other, mocking each other expression. Grinning in sync back at me, T... read more
39,955 reads votes 860 comments 62
Prettiest Vampire

Prettiest Vampire

LoriEllisxox
24 parts / 44 pages, updated Mar 12, 2013PG-13PicturesCompleted
Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunni... read more
18,863 reads votes 610 comments 323
bella turns a bit fishyy

bella turns a bit fishyy

chocolatextart
35 parts / 84 pages, updated Feb 20, 2011PG-13Completed
bella and edward are at esme island she fins a neckless but this neckless has powers
81,133 reads votes 607 comments 59
Bite my ass, I like my brother's best friend

Bite my ass, I like my brother's best friend

OliAndTheDiamonds
16 parts / 30 pages, updated Jul 26, 2013PG-13Completed
Sammy Morgan likes her brothers best friend, who happens to be a player. What happens when Sammy finds out Jordy is a vampire as well as her brother? It's really bad ( just a warning[I was twelve when I wrote this :')])
13,068 reads votes 305 comments 40
Blooded Princess

Blooded Princess

ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
22 parts / 29 pages, updated Apr 07, 2012PG-13PicturesCompleted
Zandabelle was taking a calming walk in the woods when she finds herself inside the vampires border. The king queen take her in. Their son is a total jerk. Will she servive?
18,848 reads votes 271 comments 65
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