Vampire - Humor Stories

Vampire fiction concerns itself primarily with the subject of vampires who feed on living creatures in order to survive. While vampires were traditionally horrific and villainous, modern interpretations often reimagine the fanged bloodsuckers as more nuanced and complex entities. Vampire fiction usually deals with the human protagonist’s encounter with a vampire, their romantic relationship with a vampire, or his or her transformation into a vampire themselves. Other conflicts may include vampire-hunting or drama within the vampire coven.

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me (Part I)

flying-person
46 parts / 99 pages, updated Jan 16, 2013VideoCompleted
Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' THIS STORY NEEDS EDITING!! Emilee is crazy. Well, not literally. She's just slightly hyper an... read more
12,679,609 reads votes 126,665 comments 25,229
Bite Me

Bite Me

MADcreations
42 parts / 87 pages, updated Nov 12, 2011PicturesCompleted
Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt... read more
5,419,854 reads votes 89,377 comments 8,145
They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

flying-person
37 parts / 103 pages, updated Jan 29, 2014Completed
Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well... read more
2,471,079 reads votes 51,871 comments 8,003
You're Not My Flavor

You're Not My Flavor

MADcreations
25 parts / 48 pages, updated Jul 12, 2013VideoPicturesCompleted
**Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t li... read more
614,960 reads votes 14,477 comments 2,182
Kidnapped by 1D

Kidnapped by 1D

QueenMariana
29 parts / 64 pages, updated Jun 11, 2013PicturesCompleted
{Completed. Sequel in process} "Finally, you stopped wiggling. Now this will be much easier." He says with a husky voice. I closed my eyes not wanting to feel ... read more
187,388 reads votes 2,751 comments 583
Prettiest Vampire

Prettiest Vampire

LoriEllisxox
25 parts / 44 pages, updated Apr 26, 2014PicturesCompleted
Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunni... read more
37,706 reads votes 1,215 comments 455
The Girl Who Cried Vampire

The Girl Who Cried Vampire

Music13
34 parts / 57 pages, updated Apr 22, 2012PicturesCompleted
Jane Robertson is the bad girl who barely shows up for her classes. She is sent to a boarding school one day and she wants anything but to be there. Jane thinks ... read more
93,372 reads votes 1,173 comments 114
bella turns a bit fishyy

bella turns a bit fishyy

chocolatextart
35 parts / 84 pages, updated Feb 20, 2011Completed
bella and edward are at esme island she fins a neckless but this neckless has powers
94,040 reads votes 977 comments 74
A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)

AnAbundanceofAwkward
1 page, updated Jun 20, 2011Completed
Something I wrote years ago in attempt to anger people.
37,263 reads votes 914 comments 632
Lamia's Dream

Lamia's Dream

bjpatt
49 parts / 97 pages, updated May 26, 2014Completed
Miles Ward finally has a chance with his long time crush Valerie Wingfield after saving her life from a masked man. Sure, there are things about Valerie he can’t explain.... read more
13,486 reads votes 616 comments 311
If Bella Had Personality

If Bella Had Personality

LB_Jade
9 parts / 20 pages, updated Oct 29, 2013Completed
If Bella Swan Had Personality... ......and if pigs could fly, if a Wattpadder could get a book read without spamming thousands of threads, and if Stephanie Meyer... read more
9,742 reads votes 641 comments 241
Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

Bite My Ass, I Like My Brother's Best Friend

OliAndTheDiamonds
16 parts / 30 pages, updated Jul 26, 2013Completed
Sammy Morgan likes her brothers best friend, who happens to be a player. What happens when Sammy finds out Jordy is a vampire as well as her brother? It's really bad ( just a warning[I was twelve when I wrote this :')])
19,325 reads votes 403 comments 43
How To Annoy Twihards & the Twilight Characters

How To Annoy Twihards & the Twilight Characters

harrypotter1270
23 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 24, 2015Completed
These are some was to annoy twihards and twilight cast. PS: Do not copy these ideas without my permission
11,567 reads votes 407 comments 125
Not Another Vampire Story-The Adventures Of A Little Jinxx

Not Another Vampire Story-The Adventures Of A Little Jinxx

petlover002
29 parts / 57 pages, updated Mar 25, 2014Completed
If you think this is one of those stories were some stupid girl decides to take a walk in the middle of the night and gets kidnapped by none o... read more
19,935 reads votes 379 comments 87
Bitten by "Dracula"?!  (Not edited)(On Hold)

Bitten by "Dracula"?! (Not edited)(On Hold)

Ujelly__
9 parts / 4 pages, updated Jul 29, 2014Completed
Lucy is your typical girl. Well, not that typical, but close. Gets dared to sit under the Wicked Willow Tree that has been know to make people disapp... read more
11,166 reads votes 364 comments 17
1 2 3 >

Featured Story

Featured Club

Multimedia Designs Multimedia Designs
Multimedia Designs is a club for you to promote your skills as a budding artist. Here, a Wattpad artist can help you create an original piece of cover art for your Wattpad book, or an awesome book trailer! Or if you are just wanting to learn how to create your own designs, this is a great place to start learning!