Humor - Vampire Stories

Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

katrocks247
11 parts / 26 pages, updated Oct 25, 2014PG-13Video
Violet Florentina is one of the best at what she does. That is, hunt fang faces for cash. But when an anonymous, mysterious client who goes by the name "V&... read more
369,646 reads votes 17,246 comments 3,420
Geeky Crush

Geeky Crush

glazeisaunicorn215
34 parts / 44 pages, updated Nov 11, 2014PG-13Video
Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye.... read more
1,805,040 reads votes 47,666 comments 6,618
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
37 parts / 51 pages, updated Nov 09, 2014PG-13Pictures
Jordan lives with her sister and mum. There's an annual ball that all females are of age are required to go to. Jordan of course follows the rules and goes, but she ... read more
565,331 reads votes 14,446 comments 1,673
Dry Spell

Dry Spell

RussLinton
2 pages, updated Oct 24, 2014PG-13
Vlad is one of the long but dwindling line of ancient nosferatu. Scourge of man and the seducer of women the world over, this ancient predator has run into a problem. His blood... read more
9 reads votes 1 comments 0
OCD Vampire

OCD Vampire

EasyPZ
1 page, updated Nov 02, 2014
77 reads votes 2 comments 1
Nightfall

Nightfall

LiamMcNeaney
18 parts / 45 pages, updated Oct 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Izzy Winters is your ordinary punk. She's just moved house and isn't going to take any crap from her new town, but she quickly finds her life taking a turn for the unnatural, i... read more
231 reads votes 0 comments 0
The Vegetarian Vampire

The Vegetarian Vampire

twirlin
2 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014
Here are the list of things that irk me: 1) Twilight (Especially that sparkly vamp character, I don't remember his name that well.) No offense, Twilight fans. 2) ... read more
6 reads votes 0 comments 0
Our Dark Secret

Our Dark Secret

Raven_Amanda_Black
3 parts / 8 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
64 reads votes 0 comments 3
The True Original

The True Original

boozebananas
2 parts / 2 pages, updated Nov 05, 2014PG-13Pictures
Amelia Burland was close to be the true first immortal to walk on Earth, other than the Originals. No, she was not a vampire. She was just immortal with wolf blood in h... read more
237 reads votes 8 comments 0
Made by Fire

Made by Fire

TattionnaLyons
5 parts / 11 pages, updated Aug 22, 2014
My breath caught in my throat when I saw him peering down at me with crimson colored eyes. Like fresh blood… “What—what are you?” I croaked out, my voice was shaky and hoars... read more
58 reads votes 0 comments 0
Kitty cat

Kitty cat

tristhann
3 parts / 2 pages, updated Sep 15, 2014
Maddie got two cats one named Lilah and one named Daisy. In which she will find out are not ordinary cats. As she struggles through school thinking about them. Trying to find out the mystery of them.
83 reads votes 3 comments 1
Jumped by a Vampire

Jumped by a Vampire

JoanneLucy
15 parts / 28 pages, updated Nov 22, 2014PG-13
Hi, my name is Lacey and I was jumped by a Vampire. I'm not on about sparkly, touchy feely, everyone wants to be a vamp vampire I'm on about the hard, shit your pants... read more
10,486 reads votes 286 comments 34
Ms.Adventure

Ms.Adventure

Madi_Heim
35 parts / 26 pages, updated Nov 07, 2014PG-13
" You have no idea your messing with...so prepare for hell." I spat with venom in my voice " Oh sweetheart." A smirk played on his lips, waiting to be ... read more
83,475 reads votes 2,656 comments 132
Hunting Colours

Hunting Colours

makala_fuelledbyfire
29 parts / 70 pages, updated Sep 14, 2014PGPictures
"I was happy, I was with the people I loved. I felt safe and protected... For now." - Elena. My name is Elena, I was born with the gifts of a potential vamp... read more
10,713 reads votes 294 comments 8
Life After Death

Life After Death

JeceAlick
2 parts / 8 pages, updated Nov 18, 2014PG-13
Brooklyn Waters was a normal girl with a normal life and a delinquent brother who always needed his sisters help to get him out of trouble. But when a stranger snatches B... read more
85 reads votes 1 comments 0
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