Humor - Vampire Stories

Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Geeky Crush

Geeky Crush

glazeisaunicorn215
33 parts / 42 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13Video
Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye.... read more
1,504,821 reads votes 41,420 comments 5,849
Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

katrocks247
10 parts / 23 pages, updated Sep 21, 2014PG-13Video
Violet Florentina is one of the best at what she does. That is, hunt fang faces for cash. But when an anonymous, mysterious client who goes by the name "V&... read more
245,155 reads votes 12,871 comments 2,572
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
33 parts / 46 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13Pictures
In a world where vampires are known and superior to humans, there is an annual ball for vampires to find there mate. If they don't find their mate, the girls are sol... read more
383,752 reads votes 10,465 comments 1,207
Having A Mate Like Me 2

Having A Mate Like Me 2

LoveMusic_Freedom
20 parts / 29 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
SEQUEL TO HAVING A MATE LIKE ME "Guess what?" I smiled flopping down at the seat next to him. "You want to leave because you realize I don't give ... read more
71,380 reads votes 3,039 comments 235
My Crazy Cinderella Story

My Crazy Cinderella Story

payphonerocks
33 parts / 133 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13
Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but mos... read more
791,100 reads votes 12,208 comments 4,292
Ms.Adventure

Ms.Adventure

Madi_Heim
34 parts / 26 pages, updated Oct 05, 2014PG-13
" You have no idea your messing with...so prepare for hell." I spat with venom in my voice " Oh sweetheart." A smirk played on his lips, waiting to be ... read more
67,239 reads votes 2,201 comments 120
Oops, he did it again! (Twilight Humour)

Oops, he did it again! (Twilight Humour)

toffee257
45 parts / 68 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014GCompleted
Funny Twilight story When the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting they leave Bella with Jasper and Emmett disaster is on the way for Bella. Emmett... read more
1,765 reads votes 177 comments 21
Vampire Soup

Vampire Soup

LadyHarlequin
22 parts / 86 pages, updated Sep 20, 2014PG-13
What is this concoction placed before you? Vampire Soup is a series of offbeat short stories about vampires and other supernatural entities taking place in the town of Wood H... read more
10,496 reads votes 315 comments 213
Silas

Silas

call_me_Rose14
34 parts / 34 pages, updated Oct 17, 2014PG-13
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your tempted to drain every single drop of blood from everyone around you. And having to be surrounded by the sweet smell of humans ... read more
14,549 reads votes 361 comments 18
Jumped by a Vampire

Jumped by a Vampire

JoanneLucy
12 parts / 21 pages, updated Oct 04, 2014PG-13
Hi, my name is Lacey and I was jumped by a Vampire. I'm not on about sparkly, touchy feely, everyone wants to be a vamp vampire I'm on about the hard, shit your pants... read more
9,201 reads votes 248 comments 34
Hunting Colours

Hunting Colours

makala_fuelledbyfire
29 parts / 73 pages, updated Sep 14, 2014PG
"I was happy, I was with the people I loved. I felt safe and protected... For now." - Elena. My name is Elena, I was born with the gifts of a potential vamp... read more
9,299 reads votes 276 comments 5
Toilet

Toilet

rose_murray
43 parts / 75 pages, updated Sep 22, 2014PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her ... read more
20,885 reads votes 463 comments 193
Being Kat

Being Kat

XxMonsterGirlxX
19 parts / 26 pages, updated Jul 29, 2014PG-13Pictures
4,464 reads votes 156 comments 44
Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

lordcalvert
33 parts / 143 pages, updated Aug 12, 2014PG-13
In a world where vampires exist and are all the rage, Diana Louis may be the only person who DOESN'T like them. Especially considering she thinks them all to be arrogant, con... read more
275,642 reads votes 6,481 comments 1,194
The Red School

The Red School

zhy_thewriter
18 parts / 79 pages, updated Sep 11, 2014PG-13Video
Valeria Crestlin and all the other vampires in town are forced to attend a boarding school for vampires. These students must adjust to their new life, having never really ... read more
100,842 reads votes 3,102 comments 387
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What are Fantasy stories? Fantasies are often inspired by mythology and magic. Typical characters include werewolves, fairies, demons, dragons, witches and wizards. Wattpad has separate sections for Vampire and Werewolf novels. Wattpad Exclusive: Traditional Fantasy Story Just for Wattpad from Author Diana Ilinca! Read it, chapter by chapter, here: http://bit.ly/d2wbr7