Humor - Vampire Stories

Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

katrocks247
11 parts / 26 pages, updated Oct 25, 2014PG-13Video
Violet Florentina is one of the best at what she does. That is, hunt fang faces for cash. But when an anonymous, mysterious client who goes by the name "V&... read more
305,147 reads votes 15,246 comments 2,963
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
34 parts / 47 pages, updated Oct 27, 2014PG-13Pictures
In a world where vampires are known and superior to humans, there is an annual ball for vampires to find there mate. If they don't find their mate, the girls are sol... read more
418,542 reads votes 11,214 comments 1,331
Geeky Crush

Geeky Crush

glazeisaunicorn215
33 parts / 42 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13Video
Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye.... read more
1,550,193 reads votes 42,677 comments 5,982
My Crazy Cinderella Story

My Crazy Cinderella Story

payphonerocks
33 parts / 133 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13
Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but mos... read more
804,782 reads votes 12,413 comments 4,353
Having A Mate Like Me 2

Having A Mate Like Me 2

LoveMusic_Freedom
20 parts / 29 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
SEQUEL TO HAVING A MATE LIKE ME "Guess what?" I smiled flopping down at the seat next to him. "You want to leave because you realize I don't give ... read more
79,216 reads votes 3,385 comments 248
Our Dark Secret

Our Dark Secret

Raven_Amanda_Black
3 parts / 8 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
48 reads votes 0 comments 3
Nightfall

Nightfall

LiamMcNeaney
18 parts / 45 pages, updated Oct 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Izzy Winters is your ordinary punk. She's just moved house and isn't going to take any crap from her new town, but she quickly finds her life taking a turn for the unnatural, i... read more
43 reads votes 0 comments 0
Dry Spell

Dry Spell

RussLinton
2 pages, updated Oct 24, 2014PG-13
Vlad is one of the long but dwindling line of ancient nosferatu. Scourge of man and the seducer of women the world over, this ancient predator has run into a problem. His blood... read more
5 reads votes 0 comments 0
The Vegetarian Vampire

The Vegetarian Vampire

twirlin
2 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014
Here are the list of things that irk me: 1) Twilight (Especially that sparkly vamp character, I don't remember his name that well.) No offense, Twilight fans. 2) ... read more
3 reads votes 0 comments 0
Ripper

Ripper

Lovethelord7
1 page, updated Oct 14, 2014PGPictures
I'm not normal, I'm far from normal in fact. I crave blood like I crave the ability to hear my own heart beat. No, I'm not normal in the human community, or the vampire. I'm a rip... read more
14 reads votes 0 comments 0
The True Original

The True Original

boozebananas
3 parts / 2 pages, updated Oct 28, 2014PG-13Pictures
Amelia Burland was the the true first immortal to walk on Earth, not the Originals. No, she was not a vampire. She was just immortal with wolf blood in her veins yet sh... read more
167 reads votes 7 comments 4
The Dark and The Light

The Dark and The Light

1DTCwritting
22 parts / 14 pages, updated Oct 04, 2014
Bella and Destiny have been dragged to the cross academy. But that's not all the academy has vampires.They say the girls have powers ,but why find out.
1,099 reads votes 17 comments 0
Vampire's Rebellion

Vampire's Rebellion

My_Rules_Only
9 parts / 20 pages, updated Jul 27, 2014PG-13
I thought I was a normal teenager. The one who just does their work sitting in the back of the class. I was living the life of every teen. Trying to find my own why... read more
538 reads votes 44 comments 7
Silas

Silas

call_me_Rose14
35 parts / 35 pages, updated Oct 29, 2014PG-13
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your tempted to drain every single drop of blood from everyone around you. And having to be surrounded by the sweet smell of humans ... read more
15,140 reads votes 374 comments 18
Jumped by a Vampire

Jumped by a Vampire

JoanneLucy
12 parts / 21 pages, updated Oct 04, 2014PG-13
Hi, my name is Lacey and I was jumped by a Vampire. I'm not on about sparkly, touchy feely, everyone wants to be a vamp vampire I'm on about the hard, shit your pants... read more
9,427 reads votes 260 comments 34
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