Humor - Vampire Stories

Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Geeky Crush

Geeky Crush

glazeisaunicorn215
35 parts / 44 pages, updated Nov 23, 2014PG-13Video
Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye.... read more
1,873,613 reads votes 48,649 comments 6,696
Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

katrocks247
11 parts / 26 pages, updated Oct 25, 2014PG-13Video
Violet Florentina is one of the best at what she does. That is, hunt fang faces for cash. But when an anonymous, mysterious client who goes by the name "V&... read more
381,370 reads votes 17,558 comments 3,468
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
38 parts / 53 pages, updated Nov 23, 2014PG-13Pictures
Jordan lives with her sister and mum. There's an annual ball that all females are of age are required to go to. Jordan of course follows the rules and goes, but she ... read more
607,597 reads votes 15,241 comments 1,728
My Crazy Cinderella Story

My Crazy Cinderella Story

payphonerocks
33 parts / 133 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13
Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but mos... read more
845,340 reads votes 12,950 comments 4,501
Gorgeous Vampire #1: Chasing Hell

Gorgeous Vampire #1: Chasing Hell

ChachiKawaii
10 parts / 37 pages, updated Nov 22, 2014
❝She's a school-hopper, a vampire-lover, a typical high-schooler. What will happen if she's bound to a boarding school with a hot and handsome Satan-like ... read more
1,735 reads votes 176 comments 190
Cullen Truth Or Dare

Cullen Truth Or Dare

aaliyah11cutie
21 parts / 7 pages, updated Nov 23, 2014PG-13
when the cullens decide to play truth or dare….bella and her family will do crazy things!!! Read and find out what happens in cullen truth or dare
37,161 reads votes 917 comments 165
Vampire Soup

Vampire Soup

LadyHarlequin
23 parts / 93 pages, updated Nov 06, 2014PG-13
What is this concoction placed before you? Vampire Soup is a series of offbeat short stories about vampires and other supernatural entities taking place in the town of Wood H... read more
11,315 reads votes 362 comments 221
OCD Vampire

OCD Vampire

EasyPZ
1 page, updated Nov 02, 2014
83 reads votes 2 comments 1
Nightfall

Nightfall

LiamMcNeaney
18 parts / 45 pages, updated Oct 29, 2014PG-13Completed
Izzy Winters is your ordinary punk. She's just moved house and isn't going to take any crap from her new town, but she quickly finds her life taking a turn for the unnatural, i... read more
233 reads votes 0 comments 0
The Vegetarian Vampire

The Vegetarian Vampire

twirlin
2 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014
Here are the list of things that irk me: 1) Twilight (Especially that sparkly vamp character, I don't remember his name that well.) No offense, Twilight fans. 2) ... read more
8 reads votes 0 comments 0
Our Dark Secret

Our Dark Secret

Raven_Amanda_Black
3 parts / 8 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
64 reads votes 0 comments 3
The True Original

The True Original

boozebananas
2 parts / 2 pages, updated Nov 05, 2014PG-13Pictures
Amelia Burland was close to be the true first immortal to walk on Earth, other than the Originals. No, she was not a vampire. She was just immortal with wolf blood in h... read more
252 reads votes 8 comments 0
Made by Fire

Made by Fire

TattionnaLyons
5 parts / 11 pages, updated Aug 22, 2014
My breath caught in my throat when I saw him peering down at me with crimson colored eyes. Like fresh blood… “What—what are you?” I croaked out, my voice was shaky and hoars... read more
59 reads votes 0 comments 0
Kitty cat

Kitty cat

tristhann
3 parts / 2 pages, updated Sep 15, 2014
Maddie got two cats one named Lilah and one named Daisy. In which she will find out are not ordinary cats. As she struggles through school thinking about them. Trying to find out the mystery of them. And herself.
85 reads votes 3 comments 1
Jumped by a Vampire

Jumped by a Vampire

JoanneLucy
15 parts / 28 pages, updated Nov 22, 2014PG-13
Hi, my name is Lacey and I was jumped by a Vampire. I'm not on about sparkly, touchy feely, everyone wants to be a vamp vampire I'm on about the hard, shit your pants... read more
10,705 reads votes 288 comments 34
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