Humor - Vampire Stories

Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Geeky Crush

Geeky Crush

glazeisaunicorn215
29 parts / 37 pages, updated Jul 18, 2014PG-13Video
Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye.... read more
720,375 reads votes 20,171 comments 3,181
Adrianna (TVD Klaus's daughter)

Adrianna (TVD Klaus's daughter)

Mythical_Cat
17 parts / 7 pages, updated Jul 23, 2014
Adrianna an innocent little creature shows up in Klaus's front door and becomes one of the family. Klaus later finds out she is his daughter and will do anything to protect her.
29,449 reads votes 587 comments 82
My Crazy Cinderella Story

My Crazy Cinderella Story

payphonerocks
28 parts / 100 pages, updated Jul 04, 2014PG-13
Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but mos... read more
514,238 reads votes 7,306 comments 2,833
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
23 parts / 34 pages, updated Jul 23, 2014PG-13Pictures
In a world where vampires are known and superior to humans, there is an annual ball for vampires to find there mate. If they don't find their mate, the girls are sol... read more
70,806 reads votes 2,053 comments 374
Silas

Silas

call_me_Rose14
25 parts / 18 pages, updated Jun 20, 2014PG-13
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your tempted to eat everyone around you. And having to be surrounded by the sweet smell of humans in high school! But that's what happens when you're a teenage vampire.
3,451 reads votes 150 comments 8
Rich Daddy's Daughters.

Rich Daddy's Daughters.

Lexi_Dinosaurx
9 parts / 5 pages, updated Jul 18, 2014
Being famous is one problem but being a vampire is another! If Ava Rose's life wasn't already mixed up with the paparazzi try being a vampire! Ava and her four ... read more
922 reads votes 62 comments 31
Vampire's Rebellion

Vampire's Rebellion

My_Rules_Only
8 parts / 17 pages, updated Jul 16, 2014PG-13
I thought I was a normal teenager. The one who just does their work sitting in the back of the class. I was living the life of every teen. Trying to find my own why... read more
329 reads votes 40 comments 7
Jumped by a Vampire

Jumped by a Vampire

JoanneLucy
8 parts / 17 pages, updated Jun 21, 2014PG-13
Hi, my name is Lacey and I was jumped by a Vampire. I'm not on about sparkly, touchy feely, everyone wants to be a vamp vampire I'm on about the hard, shit your pants... read more
2,989 reads votes 126 comments 29
Hunting Colours

Hunting Colours

makala_fuelledbyfire
28 parts / 69 pages, updated Jul 23, 2014PG
"I was happy, I was with the people I loved. I felt safe and protected... For now." - Elena. My name is Elena, I was born with the gifts of a potential vamp... read more
2,321 reads votes 89 comments 2
Toilet

Toilet

rose_murray
39 parts / 69 pages, updated Jul 14, 2014PG-13VideoPictures
Amber is an average human girl. She meets a very sexy vampire named Tim and she becomes instantly attracted to him. Tim is oblivious to her feelings. He only wants to drink her ... read more
12,046 reads votes 409 comments 173
Sparkle

Sparkle

bjpatt
3 parts / 3 pages, updated Jul 10, 2014PG-13Completed
Yes, they're vampires. Yes, they sparkle. Yes, they're badass.
1,183 reads votes 46 comments 65
Vampire Soup

Vampire Soup

LadyHarlequin
21 parts / 76 pages, updated Oct 01, 2013PG-13
What is this concoction placed before you? Vampire Soup is a series of offbeat short stories about vampires and other supernatural entities taking place in the town of Wood H... read more
8,605 reads votes 276 comments 193
Being Kat

Being Kat

XxMonsterGirlxX
18 parts / 25 pages, updated Jul 15, 2014PG-13
2,549 reads votes 130 comments 40
Fatal Attraction (girlxgirl)

Fatal Attraction (girlxgirl)

ilmioamore
19 parts / 72 pages, updated Apr 30, 2014PG-13VideoPictures
Annabelle Satcher thought she had all she wanted out of life, popularity, great friends, and a loving boyfirend with to-die-for good looks, but what if she were ... read more
295,207 reads votes 5,721 comments 905
Vampire Knight : The New Student

Vampire Knight : The New Student

ciao016
11 parts / 22 pages, updated Apr 13, 2014
Senshi Izuo is a poor common/regular vampire and the adopted daughter of the Izuo Family. After graduating as a valedictorian in Middle School, she was abo... read more
5,265 reads votes 208 comments 28
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Mystery/Thriller Mystery/Thriller
What is a Mystery/Thriller story? A Mystery is a puzzle or a secret that is solved by characters in the story. Clever plotting, interesting clues, detective reasoning skills ? all of these are important elements. Similarly, Thriller stories involve a threat or imminent danger that must be overcome or resolved and often involves mysterious elements.