Humor - Vampire Stories

Humor stories seek to entertain and amuse with fun, fancy, or ridiculousness, while simultaneously constructing a narrative that resonates with the reader. Sometimes these works take the form of Satire, wherein a story that may seem serious on the surface is carrying out a tongue-in-cheek critique of some cultural or societal element.

Geeky Crush

Geeky Crush

glazeisaunicorn215
33 parts / 42 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13Video
Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye.... read more
1,518,421 reads votes 41,763 comments 5,871
Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

Bleeding Royalty (Revamped)

katrocks247
10 parts / 23 pages, updated Sep 21, 2014PG-13Video
Violet Florentina is one of the best at what she does. That is, hunt fang faces for cash. But when an anonymous, mysterious client who goes by the name "V&... read more
248,991 reads votes 12,974 comments 2,597
My Crazy Cinderella Story

My Crazy Cinderella Story

payphonerocks
33 parts / 133 pages, updated Oct 13, 2014PG-13
Why hello readers! Okay, so here's the introduction to my life Hi, my name is Alexis Black but mos... read more
795,175 reads votes 12,279 comments 4,306
The Vampire's Mate

The Vampire's Mate

dd5353
33 parts / 46 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13Pictures
In a world where vampires are known and superior to humans, there is an annual ball for vampires to find there mate. If they don't find their mate, the girls are sol... read more
391,764 reads votes 10,658 comments 1,247
Having A Mate Like Me 2

Having A Mate Like Me 2

LoveMusic_Freedom
20 parts / 29 pages, updated Oct 19, 2014PG-13
SEQUEL TO HAVING A MATE LIKE ME "Guess what?" I smiled flopping down at the seat next to him. "You want to leave because you realize I don't give ... read more
73,953 reads votes 3,195 comments 236
Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

lordcalvert
33 parts / 143 pages, updated Aug 12, 2014PG-13
In a world where vampires exist and are all the rage, Diana Louis may be the only person who DOESN'T like them. Especially considering she thinks them all to be arrogant, con... read more
277,056 reads votes 6,590 comments 1,200
Silas

Silas

call_me_Rose14
34 parts / 34 pages, updated Oct 17, 2014PG-13
Being a teenager is hard. It's even harder when your tempted to drain every single drop of blood from everyone around you. And having to be surrounded by the sweet smell of humans ... read more
14,724 reads votes 371 comments 18
Jumped by a Vampire

Jumped by a Vampire

JoanneLucy
12 parts / 21 pages, updated Oct 04, 2014PG-13
Hi, my name is Lacey and I was jumped by a Vampire. I'm not on about sparkly, touchy feely, everyone wants to be a vamp vampire I'm on about the hard, shit your pants... read more
9,249 reads votes 248 comments 34
Hunting Colours

Hunting Colours

makala_fuelledbyfire
29 parts / 73 pages, updated Sep 14, 2014PG
"I was happy, I was with the people I loved. I felt safe and protected... For now." - Elena. My name is Elena, I was born with the gifts of a potential vamp... read more
9,347 reads votes 276 comments 5
Vampire Soup

Vampire Soup

LadyHarlequin
22 parts / 86 pages, updated Sep 20, 2014PG-13
What is this concoction placed before you? Vampire Soup is a series of offbeat short stories about vampires and other supernatural entities taking place in the town of Wood H... read more
10,529 reads votes 315 comments 213
Being Kat

Being Kat

XxMonsterGirlxX
19 parts / 26 pages, updated Jul 29, 2014PG-13Pictures
4,512 reads votes 156 comments 44
The Red School

The Red School

zhy_thewriter
18 parts / 79 pages, updated Sep 11, 2014PG-13Video
Valeria Crestlin and all the other vampires in town are forced to attend a boarding school for vampires. These students must adjust to their new life, having never really ... read more
101,581 reads votes 3,117 comments 397
The Family Next Door

The Family Next Door

OMG_girl90
4 parts / 13 pages, updated Oct 18, 2014PG-13
Aslyn Hale is a royal vampire. The Hale clan have been on the move for thousands of years, so they won't raise suspicions about themselves among the human population... read more
95 reads votes 8 comments 1
Ms.Adventure

Ms.Adventure

Madi_Heim
34 parts / 26 pages, updated Oct 05, 2014PG-13
" You have no idea your messing with...so prepare for hell." I spat with venom in my voice " Oh sweetheart." A smirk played on his lips, waiting to be ... read more
67,922 reads votes 2,226 comments 120
Bite Me

Bite Me

ChavondaD
14 parts / 30 pages, updated Aug 29, 2014PG-13
Vampire meets human. They fall in love. The End. Right? Wrong. Cadie meets Stefanio in the creepiest form - In an alleyway where he tries to kill her. But Stefanio... read more
3,356 reads votes 123 comments 38
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