<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Wattpad - by vanitycat</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss</link><description>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</description><image><title>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</title><url>http://a.wattpad.net/image/34325/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.wattpad.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss</link></image><item><title>Cooking With the Cat</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/2419985-cooking-with-the-cat?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A book of recipes, some of which that have been concocted by myself and others I have found along my discovery of the foreign entity of cooking. I encourage you make some suggestions or even try some of the recipes detailed within.</description></item><item><title>The Hairy Porter and the Bed Chamber of Secrets</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/1679265-the-hairy-porter-and-the-bed-chamber-of-secrets?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 20 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Warning - contains swearing , mild sexual references and loud music. This is NOT a Harry Potter fanfiction or &quot;Pottica Erotica&quot;

A hotel porter hears strange noises coming from the top floor in room 704. All the while Metal musicians are losing th...</description></item><item><title>Fatum</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/1414735-fatum?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 6 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rod Castle, a situation analyst, is trapped along with his crew of misfits in the paracosm of Dreamspace. A subspace dimension where the bizarre is everyday and the normal doesn&apos;t quite exist.</description></item><item><title>Drivel from a Deranged Hippocampus</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/551644-drivel-from-a-deranged-hippocampus?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 2 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Various bouts of nonsense, held together by a thin strand of sanity</description></item><item><title>The Sanctuary - Scene 1</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/5959637-the-sanctuary-scene-1?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 2 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>31st July 2042</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/1610530-31st-july-2042?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 1 page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For some, this is a date they will never forget.</description></item><item><title>The life and times of Brett Larson (Smackdown Story)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/5072103-the-life-and-times-of-brett-larson-smackdown-story?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 6 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Prostitute&apos;s Apprentice (Sci-fi Smackdown)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/1318183-the-prostitute%27s-apprentice-sci-fi-smackdown?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 6 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Warning contains swearing and sexual references in parts. A Street urchin finds herself abducted by a strange man in a Top hat. What does he want  with her? And what does a prostitute have to do with it all? Find all the answers and more inside.</description></item><item><title>The Hunted (Sci-fi Smackdown)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/1413933-the-hunted-sci-fi-smackdown?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 8 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Warning - Contains occasional swearing in parts. How long until the hunters become the hunted?</description></item><item><title>Steampile (Smackdown Story)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/737594-steampile-smackdown-story?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 3 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just a Pile of Steam</description></item><item><title>Beyond the Metal Sky (Sci-Fi Smackdown)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/703238-beyond-the-metal-sky-sci-fi-smackdown?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Living amongst a bunker full of mutant outcasts. Grock leaves in search of a friend admist the wastelands. Only to find out, not is all it seems.</description></item><item><title>The Perfect Life</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/389461-the-perfect-life?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 9 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The perfect life exists, you just have to pay a monthly subscription.</description></item><item><title>Televasion</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/581890-televasion?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 1 page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We let them into our homes, and this is how they repay us.</description></item><item><title>Eden [Smackdown Story]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/467915-eden-smackdown-story?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A deformed circus performer leaves home in order to seek the paradise city of Eden</description></item><item><title>Special Delivery</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/398901-special-delivery?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For Death&apos;s Messenger, it was business as usual providing death predictions to those that could afford it. Until one day, when she receives a prediction of her own.</description></item><item><title>Till Death Do Us Part</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/397974-till-death-do-us-part?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;vanitycat / 1 page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some promises are worth keeping</description></item></channel></rss>