<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Wattpad - by emilybenet</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss</link><description>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</description><image><title>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</title><url>http://a.wattpad.net/image/34325/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.wattpad.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss</link></image><item><title>Spray Painted Bananas</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/2393280-spray-painted-bananas?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;emilybenet / 105 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&apos;Spray Painted Bananas&apos; is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reas...</description></item><item><title>Waterloo - (A Diamond Jubilee Comedy)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/2241491-waterloo-a-diamond-jubilee-comedy?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;emilybenet / 3 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;How would you feel if the whole world was watching you? 
It&apos;s your big celebration but you&apos;ve got cold feet. 
Even a Queen can get cold feet.</description></item><item><title>Natural Selection</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/2100603-natural-selection?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;emilybenet / 3 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I say it all the time. I mutter it under my breath as I sweep their discarded takeaway boxes off the front step and follow their trail of spit to the overflowing dustbins. 

I say it as I turn the volume up of the television to mask the techno bea...</description></item></channel></rss>