Wattpad - by abstractplane

The Abstract Detective and the Case of the Linear Murders

abstractplane / 2 pages
The Abstract Detective takes on a case where the murder sites are too geometrically precise to be by chance!

The Bitter Pill

abstractplane / 5 pages
When Butterman's doctor makes a diagnosis of 'too tranquil' he prescribes Seetherol to shake up the patient.

The Woman on a Piano

abstractplane / 2 pages
Hoban and Ratigan are fans of the latest unusual music, but even they may not be ready for the Woman on a Piano.

The Planet of the Frozen Spiders

abstractplane / 2 pages
The officers of Space Command do battle with immobilized spiders entrapped in ice - which is more dangerous than it sounds!

The Castle of the Stunted Pumpkins

abstractplane / 1 page
Inspector Gelmer investigates the castle of an eccentric taxidermist in this miniature Gothic tale.

Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines

abstractplane / 10 pages
A novel-length adventure with the officers of Space Command! When a guild of courtesans is threatened, Space Command must dispatch a mismatched team of officers who survive bizarre misadventures while en route to protect the concubines form the r...

The Abstract Detective and the Case of the Square Killer

abstractplane / 2 pages
When the police find body parts arranged in a perfect square, they know they must call on that investigator of the absurd, The Abstract Detective.

The Three Silent Fish and the Adventure of the Stuffed Pony

abstractplane / 1 page
Unpopular Children's Stories presents this delightful adventure of the (reputedly) beloved Three Silent Fish.

Diary of a Netflix Worker

abstractplane / 2 pages

Bad Trees

abstractplane / 1 page
The trees outside number 328 are not as innocent as they first appear.

Thankless Joe and the Ballet Enthusiast

abstractplane / 2 pages
Roots music legend Thankless Joe dips his wise toes into the world of ballet.

Thankless Joe and the Electronica Chick

abstractplane / 2 pages
Roots music master Thankless Joe dispenses love advice to a troubled young man.

My Life with the Kill Jill Cult

abstractplane / 3 pages
If you've ever wanted to take a peek inside the life of a cult, this may be your chance. Listen in to the corrupt, perverse confessions of a survivor of cult-life madness. Do you dare venture into this dimly lit world of bagels, rolling pins and...

The Theater of the Tiny

abstractplane / 2 pages
Alan is a big fan of the regular-size theater, but little does he know about the little theater that Deidre has in store for him when she plans a surreal visit to the Theater of the Tiny. You may never look at theater in the same size again after...

The Planet of the Obscenely Giant Shrimp

abstractplane / 2 pages
The Planet of the Obscenely Giant Shrimp is a tale of Space Command. In an irregular galaxy somewhere in the universe, the officers of Space Command voyage through the planetary systems, forever exploring, researching, and hunting for vulnerable, ...

House of Prension - Chapter One

abstractplane / 6 pages
House of Prension is the story of Aulic Prension, the fourteen-year-old younger son of Empress Landau. This is the first chapter. The entire novel is available on Smashwords at http://bit.ly/s7LZHH and for the Kindle at http://amzn.to/i9Qpxb T...