<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Wattpad - by MillionLaughsAMinute</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss</link><description>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</description><image><title>Wattpad - Discover a World of Unlimited Stories</title><url>http://a.wattpad.net/image/34325/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.wattpad.com?mode=1&amp;language=1&amp;lim=&amp;search=&amp;utm_source=rss</link></image><item><title>He Was A Dog When I Left, I Swear!</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/78825-he-was-a-dog-when-i-left-i-swear?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 35 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So you know, the usual story; girl bunks off school to dye hair, girl comes upstairs to find strange man, strange man turns out to be her pet dog...Sorry, repeat that last part?

Blue Hart didn&apos;t know her pet dog was secretly a human, nor did she ...</description></item><item><title>If You Never Meant It</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/3261881-if-you-never-meant-it?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 21 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It was never in his description as a boyfriend to deal with mental health issues. He was never supposed to fall into that particular trap. So he left.
Simple as.
Only now Rudi is back - better, brighter and apparently very forgiving. And Simon sud...</description></item><item><title>Raaaaaant</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/6915926-raaaaaant?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 1 page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Play Your Strings Right (Sleeping with the Enemy Sequel) [On Hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/1338362-play-your-strings-right-sleeping-with-the-enemy?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 7 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Riley Gallagher just wants to float along; as long as he has his guitar and his trusty iPod, life is good enough for him. It doesn&apos;t matter that his relationship with his father is awful, or the fact that his sister refers to him as the &quot;Waster&quot; o...</description></item><item><title>The Alpha&apos;s Daughter: Whispers in the Wind [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/346886-the-alpha%27s-daughter-whispers-in-the-wind-on-hold?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 62 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Sequel to The Alpha&apos;s Daughter)
It&apos;s been months since Cal and Annie last saw each other, and hope is beginning to dwindle for the pair of them. As Dante becomes more and more frustrated that Annie can&apos;t conceive a son, she soon comes to realise ...</description></item><item><title>Sleeping with the Enemy (Unedited Version)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/68631-sleeping-with-the-enemy-unedited-version?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 188 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Evie wasn&apos;t going to dispute that the new neighbour was gorgeous. Nor was she going to argue that his Irish accent was more than a bit charming.

But it couldn&apos;t detract from the fact that Niall Gallager was - and probably always would be - an arr...</description></item><item><title>Rollo Jenkins: At Your Service...</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/240040-rollo-jenkins-at-your-service?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 10 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rollo Jenkins. He&apos;s cocky, he&apos;s arrogant and he thinks he&apos;s indestructible. Nothing can faze him and no-one can make him think about what he says.

Except from Annie Knight.

A Spin-Off from The Alpha&apos;s Daughter, Rollo Jenkins At Your Service... i...</description></item><item><title>Our Streets [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/676398-our-streets-on-hold?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 15 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;These are our streets. 
We live ‘em. We breathe ‘em. We know everything that there is to know about ‘em. We can walk them like the back of our hands; know all the shortcuts without being caught. 
These are our streets.
We own ‘em.

The streets. Ho...</description></item><item><title>Happy Families (Prequel to Sleeping with the Enemy) [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/88712-happy-families-prequel-to-sleeping-with-the-enemy?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 38 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Set a year before Sleeping with the Enemy begins, comes a different kind of story. Charley and Nate have hated each other for years, each for very different reasons. But when Nate gets more involved with Charley than he wants to, he realises that ...</description></item><item><title>The Vampire&apos;s Kiss [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/826309-the-vampire%27s-kiss-on-hold?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 2 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“You’re vile,” I choked, my whole body shaking. “You’re like a horrible rotting corpse. I don’t want to be like you.

“I won’t be like you,” I finished forcefully.

Night dwellers. Things that lurk in shadows. The nightmares of many across the wor...</description></item><item><title>Cupid Has a Gun [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/724360-cupid-has-a-gun-on-hold?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 4 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jonah Stone has made mistakes. At sixteen, he found himself with an impossible choice to make. Five years later, he&apos;s settled into the life he&apos;s chosen, and sees nothing wrong with what he does for a living. But when he&apos;s sent to question the girl...</description></item><item><title>Monster: Sometimes...Nurture and Nature Conspire [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/670802-monster-sometimes-nurture-and-nature-conspire-on?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 8 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dante McCormack. Alpha of his pack. Feared by almost all who meet him. But why? Why is Dante McCormack the way he is? Some say, he was born like it; breaking all who met him from the day he was born. Or maybe...maybe a domino effect of circumstanc...</description></item><item><title>The Alpha&apos;s Daughter (Un-Edited Version)</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/65014-the-alpha%27s-daughter-un-edited-version?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 160 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;*This is only Rated-R because of the bad language; when I edit it, it&apos;ll be back down to PG-13!*
He&apos;s a member of the Knight Pack; drifting in and out of happiness. She&apos;s the estranged daughter of the Alpha with the dodgy past. Together they drive...</description></item><item><title>Confessions of a Dead Teenager [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/66509-confessions-of-a-dead-teenager-on-hold?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 6 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ivy didn&apos;t want to die. Okay, she might have been a bit hacked off that her dad had cheated with the pharmacist but it wasn&apos;t worth dying over. Only now, instead of going through the pearly gates, she&apos;s got to go back to go back down to earth to p...</description></item><item><title>Collecting You [on hold]</title><link>http://www.wattpad.com/story/70696-collecting-you-on-hold?utm_source=rss</link><description>&lt;b&gt;MillionLaughsAMinute / 5 pages&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rae is a soul collector. She&apos;s used to getting what she want by the only way she knows how and she doesn&apos;t plan on stopping any time soon. Under their last warning, Rae and her partner in crime, Dermot, are placed in modern society where they must...</description></item></channel></rss>