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Boy Wonder [Threequel to I Like Your Batman Underwear]

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 3 pages
Robin doesn’t think he’s different, in fact he’s pretty normal. He lives in a normal house, has normal friends, likes to read normal books, and has two normal dads. But soon he finds out that maybe his life--and his dads--isn’t so normal; they’re ...

~Don't Ever Look Back [Klaine One-Shot]

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 1 page

Love, The Joker [Sequel to I Like Your Batman Underwear]-{BoyxBoy}

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 19 pages
“What’s this?” Jace asked, bending down to pick up a piece of paper that had drifted to the floor. I watched in cold, numb fear as Jace unfolded and read the paper. His face went pale and my stomach clenched. He swallowed and handed me the p...

I Like Your Batman Underwear {boyxboy}

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 85 pages
AN: If you don't like cliches, then refrain from reading any further. "You dropped these." I stopped cold in my tracks. Panic washed over me. Slowly, very slowly, I looked at the red gym bag I was holding. In my furious escape from the locker roo...

All I ask for... (poetry)

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 1 page
Acceptance, Harmony, Peace, Love. That's all the world really needs.

Book Two : Irreplaceable - BOYxBOY

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 56 pages
*THE DESCRIPTION SUCKS* Summer is over, and Landon and Noah are back in school-- this time, as seniors. The boys go through the school year with new challenges, new heartbreak, new romances, and even more drama. Can the boys become friends once ag...

Nothing Left To Say {poetry}

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 1 page
The story of me and my dad's former relationship, told in a poem. Enjoy.

Book One: Two Is Better Than One [boyxboy]

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 30 pages
Landon Everett and Noah Wood are best friends... that just so happen to be gay for each other. Together, they embark on a summer romance full of love. But as the new school year approaches, does Noah want to face the pressures of being gay and in ...

Speak Now

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 40 pages
Jacob and Robin have been best friends since forever. And Robin has loved Jacob since forever. Jacob loves Robin too, but as a sister or a friend. And when Jacob decides to get married to one of Robin's biggest enemies, it's not pretty. Robin find...

Playing Hard To Get

IAmTheGoddamnWalrus / 43 pages
Finn Hart is a Hollywood actor. He's the most popular kid who everyone adores, especially the girls. Scarlett Wood is the new girl in town. And surprisingly, the only girl that appeals to Mr Popular Finn. But as she descovers that he's an actor, s...