Dead Is The New Black - Chapters 1 and 2

The Zombie Handbook from The Vampire Handbook

So, after a painstakingly long soul-searching (at least five minutes) and after grappling with the possible fate of your immortal soul (who cares if you’re not going to die, anyway), you’ve decided to become a vampire. Congratulations! But before beginning that dark and shadowed journey into a life of eternal damnat...

Romance Novel, a paranormal parody

Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby’s heart transplant. She flies home to her father’s ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire. When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadw...