Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.
RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!
A girl just wants to go into the store and buy some milk and some cereal! But it can't be that simple since One Direction practically have the store shut down for themselves. But Haven's not going to let some conceited boys ruin her morning- she WILL have her breakfast! She doesn't care if they're a famous boy band or...
**Book 2** (Front cover by Sarah_Malik) 'Louis William Tomlinson, never steal my phone again, or I will be forced to send yours to a watery grave by flushing it down the toilet'. 'What ever you say buttercup' Louis said, kissing me on the cheek and wrapping an arm around my shoulders. - Claire Grey hasn't seen Lo...
Leah is just a girl going to Manchester University. Her mother is an old friend of Anne Cox. Three years after meeting the curly-haired, boy-wonder, she's one of his closest friends and finds herself stuck in the middle of his fame. There's just one problem, she's not okay with being in the spotlight. Always being onl...
He's her best friend. He's her worst nightmare. The choice is obvious, but she is torn.
Jolie Whitefield was not the biggest fan of One Direction... probably because her sisters loved them enough for her and the rest of their neighborhood combined. But she never thought that her sisters would take her scholarship entry and enter her in a contest to win a date with One Direction instead! What in turn hap...
Just after graduating high school Belly and her two best friends Jessica and Candie go on a trip to Tampa, Florida. With unwanted guess. On the way there the get in a car crash. They crash into a tour bus. Who was on that bus? What happens next? Find out for yourself.
It all started when Melina lost her cell phone on the subway and of all people, Louis Tomlinson picked it up. What began as a rather strange encounter becomes a hilarious chase as Melina tries to get back her cell phone from Louis... Though he is nice enough to relay her messages back to her like her mother's messages...
When Ara imagined meeting her idol Niall Horan, she'd always joked about knocking him off his feet, but she never meant it literally!
When Haley finds out that Trevor Choi has taken on a bet and now must get her to go out with him, she makes a little bet of her own.
She doesn't remember anything. Their first date, their first kiss, the first time he bought her flowers, their first fight. She doesn't even know who he is. She's forgotten something horrible, something no one wants to remind her of. So what exactly happens when everything disappears?