What's up about that flood of new Pub members?

@TheLocalGuerilla We're all a loving and embracing family here. We can always make use of new cousins and nephews to feed our immortal armies of doom, which will rise and take Earth within the nighttime of December 21. Nobody will escape our wrath. Sorry, got carried away there... we're actually a very friendly and welcoming club.

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I would just like to welcome all the new memebers, i hope you fit in well here.

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@TheRobot How much for the ape?

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@TheLocalGuerilla Hey, I wanted to ask that.

@TheRobot So, how much? You know, I've got a briefcase full of surprises if you're not happy with good ol' dollars...

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@TheLocalGuerilla FIEV THOUZAND DOLLRUUUUUUUU!

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@JohnS_2 Post above ^

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@TheRobot Fry will pay for it.

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@JohnS_2 I guess i need to shut up and take his money?

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@TheRobot *nods*

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@JohnS_2 *Takes bag* Alrighht, but you have to remove it, groom it, feed it, sexually please it, sort out it's underwear and do anything else ape's need doing. By the way, he's also preggorzz, so yeah, Ape squid babies.

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@TheRobot @JohnS_2 Screw money, take my Latinum.

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@TheRobot I agree to all above mentioned points. Finally... another one for my collection...

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@TheLocalGuerilla Sorry, this unit does not accept Latinum.

@JohnS_2 Enjoy, don't forget to sacrifice a virgin to apease him.

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@TheLocalGuerilla Cool, thanks. I'll give you one of the monkey's arms once he's done.

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@JohnS_2

Now, take my Latinum!

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@TheLocalGuerilla Sounds like a good deal, but I think university only accepts it if I do it myself.

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@JohnS_2 @TheLocalGuerilla

The next item up for sale is this seemingly calm bear. His name is Melvin and he is a Texas born bear basket ball player living in Yellowstone. He has a PhD in maths and has an usual ability to tell you the time in Egypt at any time of the day. Buyers please note his girlfriend, 'Cookie' is also included in this lot.

Bidding starts with the deed to the Spice Mines of Kessel.

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@TheRobot PhD in Maths? I'm willing to overlook the girlfriend. *slams deed onto the table* Please make good use of it.

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@TheRobot New member here. 2 reads for a bear?

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@TheRobot I bid all my dollars in my diaper. they smell vaguely of shit, and they're a bit stained, but I'm prepubescent so you don't have to worry about pubes. Also, I'll throw in a couple of my hos.

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Uh...no need to worry, out of all the new members only a chosen few will stay here since they might freak out at our way of thinking...plus crazy people are those who think people are crazy...now thats crazy considering they belong to the same species unless the're half-alien...they better be Vulcan Offsprings

by the way @TheRobot does Melvin like Carrots?

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@AdzBala @ophelia_bumps @percikindawn Thank you for taking part in this bid, yes he does like carrots. But i'm affraid @safiaa56 was willing to part with the Deed for the Spice Mines of Kessel. Safiaa, Melvin is yours.

By the way, his PhD is from Cambridge, thought i'd mention that in case you were an Oxford.

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@TheRobot Aw..., nevermind, i guess i'll have to catch a wild one myself...

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@AdzBala http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsiwtNFcXNI

Or, if you're hella unlucky, little girl...

@TheRobot I see how this is.. First come, first serve... Well, next time I have a bear, I won't share with you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs

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