Any Pastafarians out there?

Hi, I'm rather new to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I just wanted to know if there are any more Pastafarians out there. I'd really like to talk about the FSM with some of you! :)

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@Cataclysm You acid-head...

Your religion is a lie! A LIE! The only real deity out there is our goddess Eris!

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I'm with Cthulhu. I eat pasta(farians) for dinner.

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@JohnHStyles I've been caught!

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@Cataclysm ... and that's why your belief is flawed. Embrace Eris, become an Eristocratic.

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@Cataclysm I'm an avid Pastafarian. I even have spaghetti as dreadlocks.

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@safiaa56 Oh okay... even I will have to say that this is pretty cool.

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@safiaa56 Teach me your ways, Enlightened One!

I'm kind of upset no one else commented but the usual trolls. :( I need to go find a thread and say how God sucks to get a reaction here. Sheesh.

@JohnHStyles I dunno... are there any painful requirements?

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@Cataclysm That only and entirely depends on if you read it or not.

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@JohnHStyles So that's a yes, then.

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@JohnHStyles You need to join us! When you first join, you don't immediately get spaghetti dreadlocks. First you are initiated and your dreadlocks are made of penne. Then, as you become more experienced and religious, you go through different dreadlock stages, the last being the spaghetti. One day you will get there, Brother.

@Cataclysm I shall, oh Founder. I love to share my wisdom as much as I can!

Really, some people react when you don't even insult their religion. Some guy once wrote many messages and they were all filled with 2000 characters and there were no paragraphs, for God's sake, and I said, "How can anyone read that, my eyes nearly fell out."

Some girl popped out from virtually nowhere and began writing in caps about how I should respect her religion and not write rude stuff.

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@safiaa56 Maybe you should recite from the Gospel of the FSM and use 2000 characters without paragraphs to tell me all about it.

Hardy_Boyz? Yeah. He's some mutated being to be able to stand typing all that. (Unless you're not talking about him... whatever, close enough)

I saw that. XD It happens a lot. It's like,

Wattpadder: I love God He is the reason for my being He has saved me through the darkest times He is wonderful God bless you all!!!

Me: Thanks, but I'm an atheist.

Wattpadder: YOU STUPID PERSON GOD IS GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!ONE!!1!UNO!11!Q1!!!!!

Me: ...

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@Cataclysm I love you for your genius! I'll bring the Gospel along with me next time.

Him! I don't know where he gets the time from.

I hate it when people get all mushy. OK, you love God, nice. Don't go off about it for hours to someone who doesn't care.

Ahahah! Oh, that made me laugh. I hate it when people do that too... not respect another person's opinion. As they say, religion and politics are touchy subjects.

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@safiaa56 Oh thank you, darling, that will soothe my cold heart that is slowly growing purer after seeing the light of FSM.

I suspect he writes them out between classes/work.

Yeah. I just wanna live my life the way I wan'. Don' be hatin' my them there beliefs now, ya'll.

As I say, no point to 'em. Well, maybe there's some point to politics... but in the long run, most of it is pointless.

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@Cataclysm Now now, never say you have a cold heart. Nothing is cold, dear. We're all warm, warm and warm...

Or during classes/work.

It is. Everyone is so dead-set on making others share their opinions, and in the end no one gets anywhere and it's all just a waste of time. And we all know time is money.

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@safiaa56 Warm like pasta, pasta and pasta...

Oho, what a little rebel. I bet that's it.

But if money doesn't bring happiness, and money is time, then time doesn't bring happiness, and happiness ISN'T a waste of a time, so then time is a waste of time? TIMECEPTION.

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@Cataclysm Nice comparison.

No, maybe he's too holy to do that.

I had to reread that last bit. Yes, time must be a waste of time. And...

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@safiaa56 Hm, true. He's probably a rebel without even knowing it, hence being even more of a BAMF.

Exactly.

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@Cataclysm He might be the second Scar. *Horrified face*

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@safiaa56 DUDE. DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.

(BTW, have you watched CoS? Started Brotherhood?)

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@Cataclysm I'M SERIOUS! IT'S POSSIBLE!

Nope, not yet. I wanted to watch it, but I'm swamped with work. How far in are you on Brotherhood?

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@Cataclysm @safiaa56 You are both being disrespectful. Please leave my thread.

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@JohnHStyles When I saw that this was @Cataclysm's thread... let's just say I laughed so much I died.

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HEY GAIZ GAIZ! I just thought y'all should know I WORSHIP THE POKEMON GOD ARCEUS!

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@DanGil Well, my little friend, you need a good dose of good old Banana. Care for a milkshake?

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