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his crazy "dead" brother the goat back from the grave that was going to get reveng on him for...

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killing his sister's,boyfreind's, aunt's, grandfathers, sister, ABBEY! (rogers first girlfriend that dies or somthing like that xD)

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He screamed "AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU MURDERER! YOU KILLER! YOU SLAUGHTERER OF INNOCENT LIVES!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!"

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The dead brother took out a knife and...

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Starts picking his nose with it. "Whattaya mean? I'm just the dumpster dude." He walks away, waving his romp around

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Starts picking his nose with it. "Whattaya mean? I'm just the dumpster dude." He walks away, waving his romp around

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Like a funky cow in a blizzard. Then he began to...

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scream LET IT SNOW!!! It snowed, and roger, who was still on earth, said woah! I like snow! I should...

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eat it with these random yams!! so he ate them and found himself with a new super power he could now...

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...bring people back from the dead. The only catch was that each time he brought someone back from the dead, he had to give up one hair on his head.

As time passed by he had gotten so obsessed with bringing people back from the dead that he....

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went deaf from losing his sensitive little ear hairs.

Without hearing anything, one day, one of his loyal undead subjects crept up on him and...

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...tickled him from behind causing him to...

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put the term ROFL to the test... it proved to be surprisingly rewarding, like a workout on the floor.

Unfortunately laughing so much caused him to...

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Become extremely thirsty but from rolling so much he was so dizzy that he......

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did a back flip and then a front flip and then a cartwheel and decided to someday open up a carnival and then...

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He collapsed on the ground and started twitching and screaming out swear words. He...

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Hello everyone :)

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Erm hi?

anyways on with the story...

...He swore so much that he was invited to hell by the Devil himself. In 'hell' he meets the daughter of Lucifer and surprise, surprise the girl is Sarah (his late gf who got killed or something). Roger is so blown away by her good looks that he...

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decided he had to have her and proposed to her that very moment.. ...He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said 'Marry me SARAH you'll never have to be alone I love you and that's all I really know I talked to your Dad go pick out a BLACK dress it's a LOVE STORY baby just say yes!'...

She leaned down with a smirk and then said....

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'Hell no. I'm the Queen of Narnia!' Hearing these words, Roger began to..

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Pretend his name was Peter. "Oh. Well that is fitting, for I am the king of Narnia. Hail Aslan!

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Sarah got confused at the boy who called himself Peter and quickly pulled out a sword to start fighting her ex...

Suddenly, a threatening voice boomed over the couple...

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..."Why is there a fight without me in it?? I am ALWAYS in ALL the fights!!!!" Sarah's brother who is a 10 year old prince of everything , asked the fighting couple. Sarah got so scared of her brother that she...

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Wet her pants, and everyone laughed at her. She began to cry and...

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...threw a massive tantrum, she made such a fuss that she managed to slap everyone in hell across the face... however this made them all.... +WOOT! #100

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