Question the Answer Game

This is a game I picked up on another forum, and thought it would be cool to see if we get any hilarious results here :) So, here's how it works:

For example:

FRED POSTS...

A. ...I said I would but I told him I never do it for less than 50 pounds an hour.

DOROTHY POSTS:

Q. Did he ask you to clean his house for him?

and then posts the answer to an as yet unasked question

A. .... I did once, but it was a long time ago.

PAM POSTS: Q. Have you ever drunk Vodka?

A..... I refused to hold them, and he got upset and cried.

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are you getting the idea?

It all makes sense, (sort of) if you read it backwards.

You just have to think backwards... and work out what the question might well have been, to the odd answer that someone posts. And then post your own answer to a question the next poster hasn't asked yet.

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So - to start:

A..... He told me he'd kept them, but I never really believed him.

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Q: What did your boyfriend do with my pet turtles?

A: I didn't realize it was flammable.

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Q: What'd you do to my hair?!?!

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A: I only did it because they told me it'd taste like chicken.

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Q: Why did you eat all my fishing bait?

A: It's not my fault he can't take a joke.

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Q - Why'd you make that little seven year old cry??

. [I hope I get this game right] A - She should of known better than to put an iron by the curtains.

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Q - How could you have let her burn down the house?!

A - Three gummy bears died, but the rest seem okay.

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Q. What happened to the gummy bears!?

A. I guess he just didn't like fish.

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Q. Why did he throw the dish away?

A. He was climbing out a window.

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Q - How did he break his leg?

A - I didn't cheat, I just broke the rules to gain advantage.

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Q- how do you keep winning, do you cheat?

A- i only ate some chocolate..jeez!

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Q - Why is it thick and smelly?

A - I didn't tell him to jump off of that bridge.

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Q: Are you still a virgin? A: I had to do my homework, but decided to use Tumblr instead.

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Q: What's Tumblr?

A: I thought it was a gumball.

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Q- Why did you put that rock in your mouth?

A- I'm a banana

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Q.What are you? A.i thought you'd like that

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Q: Why did you squirt cheese onto my face?

A: To save the world!

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Q - Why were you standing on top of that building?

A - I'm a vampire!

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Q.Why did you bite me? A.you lost it..!

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Q- do you think im an expert mind dominater/controller?

A- hold the goat cheese and the raisins please

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Q: How are you going to climb that mountain with all that stuff in your hands?

A: Uh... that's not chocolate mouse...

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Q. This choclate mousse is excellent! Where did you buy it?

A. I thought it was dead!

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Q- Is it breathing ??

A- that was the gayest thing i'll ever seen...

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Q- What did you think of the Justin Bieber movie?

A- I'll go listen to the fruitcake.

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Q- Are you insane?

A- APPLES!

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