What's the worst pick-up line you've heard/dropped?

Oh. I'm interested to see the answers.

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bahahaha!! i once called a friend a smart bimbo! and my explanation, bimbo is dumb beautiful, dumb and smart are antonyms, so they kinda cancel each other! and then remains *cough*beautiful! XDD she said am a fail at pick up lines! bahahahaha!

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u didnt expect me here did you, XD

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@Litephoenix283 No. Not at all to be honest. Haha, but I'm pleasantly surprised! Awesome.

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@MsRight I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U...

Yep, drunk guy at a bar...

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LOL!

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@Narivah So not funny...I was like, what the hell!

Also, it was in another country and my friends had mysteriously disappeared somewhere...

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@AgathaChristieLover Thats hilarious. *takes notes*

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@vanitycat Never say it to a girl, I slapped the guy...I was on a school trip and I could have had serious repercussions from it

And there's all the really bad one's like "Don't like your last name? I can change that."

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@AgathaChristieLover That sounds mild in comparision to the ones I've heard used.

"Dont let this rape, turn into a murder". Being by far the worst.

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@vanitycat What the hell...who the frick says that!

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*slowly walks away from the thread*

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@AgathaChristieLover are you looking for names?

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@vanitycat No...just very, very, very, very, very creeped out

Plus I was in an English pub when that guy said that line to me (thought everyone should know)

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So much hate on us British gents.

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@AgathaChristieLover and they say chivalry is dead

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@vanitycat I like the Brits...just one creepy guy makes more of an impression then the nice guy that sold us T-Shirt at Camden Markets...(Yeah, we went there on a school trip, it was interesting...)

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@Narivah The worst line I've heard so far is, "*calling a dog** Hey sexy? Wanna have some fun?" seriously, I ran.

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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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wow, that was a brutal one.

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@Narivah That's a burn, not a pick up line

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Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

LOL

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@Narivah Yeah, I knew a Potter one had to come up

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

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@AgathaChristieLover oh dear i think i just had another potter one spring to mind.

something involving playing with wands...

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