What's the worst pick-up line you've heard/dropped?

@Risa1235 It's a bit lazy, no offence...and I really don't get it

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@AgathaChristieLover Uh-oh, plan B! Plan B! Mr. Grumpy is apparently attached.

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@SRae91 I'm so sorry to trample on your pretend relationship like that. But I find Mr. Grumpy a bit bitter, to be honest.

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@MsRight did you taste him?

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@MsRight

Awkward...*moves slowly away from thread*

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Time for math pick up lines! (which would probably actually work on me)

I am cosine squared and you are sine squared and together we make one! I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves! Hey, nice asymptote! I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl! I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior!

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@SRae91 wow...the nerdism...I must think of some nerdy ones

"Are you a dictionary? Because you give me meaning."

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@spikkelchicken Yep I did!

Lol, I'm kidding. With all respect I think Mr. Grumpy is handsome.... He's just a bit too trolly for me. (I wish he won't see this)

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I think it's just right to say that you're acute girl, I'm not being obtuse but you're just scalene at all angles.

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hahaha @MsRight I bet the ubergoddess with disagree... or perhaps it is hius very trollyness that makes him her favoured one.

Now, tasting put me in mind of a pickup line that was thrown at me int he bar lne of a music festival I attended a while back... :

"you look delicious... mind if I have a taste?"

I was never so glad as just then for the wedding ring on my finger, which I very obviously flaunted before the scumball's face.

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@spikkelchicken Wow, nice move! Good thing you're married, huh?

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@ashura_B Hmmmm, yeah... that's not always a plus, you know. marriage is like bag full of cats... not always the easierst thig to handle. Sometimes I think I'd rather tame an ostrich.

I would have poured my drink over him, but I;d beenwaiting flipping long in that cue and it was a boiling 44 degrees celcius outside and we were inside a marquee with NO ventilation. Not even five minutes later, I heard him trying the line on some other girl.

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@spikkelchicken Okaayyy....so its hard to keep the cats IN the bag? Sorry, I'm only 14 and does not understand marital relationships....

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@SRae91 Speaking of relationships....Grumpy's being a jerk to me (no offense) what's a Ronnie? He called me and PoorviS Ronnie 1&2

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@ashura_B I don;t think most married people understand them dear

Well, just imagine - a couple of cats - mad as hell- in a bag, writhing, spitting, claws and teeth poking throuhg the material - pretty hard to handle... and best done with gloves and perhaps even full body armour on.

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@spikkelchicken You mean remove them? Separate them? Aren't married couples supposingly love each other? *sniff* *hic*

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@spikkelchicken PS: I don't like Grumpy very much at all....*sniff*

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I seem to demagnetize men this week. Must be that new cologne...

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@ashura_B I remembered being 14...ah, those good ol' days when geometry and chemistry doesn't exist in my world.

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@ashura_B don;t hate grumpy... like all men, you have to learn to understand him.. Yes, loving couples are the norm, but passion is not a docile emotion - it takes a lot of hard work to keep them fires ablaze!

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@MsRight nice cologne - but did you HAVE to marinate in it? lol

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@spikkelchicken Ahh, understood...but Grumpy's really prodding my nerve...its not going to be long before I snap and lose control of my manners...and believe me when I say when I lay out the weaponries...it won't be pleasant...

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@spikkelchicken I thought men like pine and lemon ;(

It says on the can "Good for every surface"

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[insert witty respoinse here] @MsRight

uh.... yes, if you're dating pinnochio

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Everyone is out of my league. Only because you're all playing baseball and I'm playing the *sitar*. Different schools, different rules.

I come across as bitter? I would hope to be more like lager. Tasty and fizzy and if you fill the glass to quickly I froth all over the place. Um... *sidles away from metaphor as quickly as possible*

@ashura_B hello how are you I am fine

I knew a friend once who snapped and lost his manners. He was crossing the road and the fender of a porsche hit him in the hip and he literally snapped in half. He cried and I found this in very poor taste. I consider it bad manners for men to cry in public. I told him so at the time, but he didn't seem to want to listen to my advice. There really is no helping some people, don't you think?

I'm looking forward to see you lay out the weaponries. You might consider including a billy club, one of the lesser used weapons but ultimately effective in hand to hand combat. You shouldn't make a schoolgirl error though and accidentally try to wield a billy *goat* in hand to hand combat. It would probably bite you or something and as a form of melee weapon it seems a little cumbersome to be honest. I'm surprised you even suggested it.

The two Ronnies were a pair of comedians from the 70s and 80s for whom I have an immeasurable soft spot. They made my childhood funny and were a gentle fore-runner for my developing sense of humour which I lost in 1998 when I sold my soul to the devil in return for extraordinary good looks. I have since discovered that women like funny men better than handsome men so you can understand I am rather irked. And now, thanks to this thread, I discover I am not even handsome so I feel I have been completely conned by this devil character. I wonder how he sleeps at night.

All the best :-D

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