Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Luke Skywalker?

@joeywarhorse

Your anger is your weakness.

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WHOA. Shit just got REAL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

@joeywarhorse

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@joeywarhorse

Well, that and your inability to form a coherent English sentence on a writing website.

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@Parogar look stupid you think luke can destroy jesus but you are wrong mister.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm dying!

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@joeywarhorse You didn't even capitalize Jesus' name and you are all for him. Way to respect him....

LOL

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@joeywarhorse

Of course he can! If he can take down the death star, then he can surely take down a single man.

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@Parogar look u dummie jesus is and sience your an athest he is going to destroy you

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@Parogar Jesus is real he created us

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@joeywarhorse

LOL. Say what?

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@joeywarhorse

Actually, if you bothered to do your research, you'd know that Odin created man.

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@Parogar

when i see if i ever do i am gonna stick my foot so far up your butt it is gonna take medical surgery to get it out

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@Parogar LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE CALLED YOU AN ATHEIST! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M DYING!

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@joeywarhorse :O You're crazy. I think Jesus taught you about non-violence.... you are not listening my child.

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@joeywarhorse

Wait a minute. Are you threatening me with violence for not agreeing with you?

Yep, makes sense. @Musiq4lyf

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@Parogar

now what sucker

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@Parogar

yes i am and it is gonna take more than u getting titty milk to stop me

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@joeywarhorse

wow... you need to calm down some... I dont think this debate should be taken seriously... and the question of more popular then Jesus was already raised from the late 1960's I believe John Lennon pointed that out...

And I've believe somebody may had posted Mr. Spock vs Jesus or even Michael Myers vs Jesus... not to mention George Lucas seemed to implied that Darth Vader was Jesus in Phantom Menace...:)

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@joeywarhorse Titty milk? What are you, five?

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@Parogar Are we talking before or after luke gets his light sabre? and is this pre or post Cross for Jesus. I'm presuming this is post manger... Also did Luke call Jesus bald? As I know that can have some "Bear" consequences.

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@vanitycat

LOL.

Post Cross, Post Saber.

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@Parogar hmmm does Jesus have his mum to fight his battles too ?

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@vanitycat

Not this time.

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@Parogar so essentially we are looking at a farmer's boy versus a carpenter's boy. Both of which suffer from absent father issues.... hmmm this is a difficult one. I'm going to say luke will defeat him in the fight but will die of leprosy a few years down the line

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Jesus is a son of God. Therefore, making him a demi-god for his mother was human Mary. If an Emperor is more powerful than Luke, what more can he do against a demi-god!?

So I say Jesus will win, without fail...lol

P.S. peace out star wars fans ^^6

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