Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Luke Skywalker?

@Parogar That wasn't because of his ... 'ability' or whatever. It was planned by the Emperor.

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@Parogar The Emperor's main goal was immortality... and he was not really that strong with the Force, so he anticipated he would not be able to achieve that goal in his lifetime. So, what do you do? Create a vessel to jump to once you're dead. First you need to initiate the creation of a first generation carrier, how do you do that? Well, as far as I know he learned quite a bit about midichlorian manipulation from Plagueis. Then he just needed to ensure that this creation of himself has a good basic training in the ways of the Force (all that Jedi crap Anakin went through) and then some more training combined with a bit of manipulation and mindscrew, so he'd act according to the plan (all that Sith crap Anakin went through.) And then he had those two kids the Emperor allegedly didn't know about ... that's all bullcrap. He knew it, he planned it. Palpatine also knew he'd be killed by Vader eventually, so he had a clone prepared to provide residence until he's able to finally POSSESS LUKE TO CONTINUE HIS GLORIOUS RESEARCH INTO THE DARK WAYS OF THE FORCE!!!!!!!!11!!!1!

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And by the way, only Palpatine had flight officers who looked and sounded like Willem Dafoe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjFbAIweAR4

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@Parogar Obviously, neither of both would win, since the Great Old would devour these pathetic bugs...

VULGTLAGLN CTHULHU!

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jesus will win because he is a god

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@joeywarhorse

So? Luke Skywalker can actually lift an X-wing.

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Why is this even a question? The answer is freaking obvious! Of course it's going to be Luke Skywalker. Mind you, the real question is, Luke Skywalker at which point in his life? I'd say Luke was at his peak while fighting Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi, so that's the Luke I like to think takes down Jesus. I say DURING this fight, because afterwards the Emperor had his way with him.

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@Parogar

This is BEYOND stupid;

Either you say Luke isn't real and Jesus is so Jesus would win or:

Jesus is GOD! How on earth can anyone beat him? HE CAN'T DIE! Whether Luke cuts him up or not!

Jesus wouldn't even have to be present, he OWNS the universe, he can blink and Luke will die!

To be honest you are insulting all Christians by saying our God can't defeat a fictional Character. It is very disrespectful.

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@Glamj6

Oh, come now, they're ALL fictional characters. Let's not be ridiculous

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@Parogar

I am not even going to BEGIN on how insulting that is- just becuse YOU don't believe does not give you the right to slander others- with this disrespectful discussion.

What if I made some thing like this then refused to accept the fact Luke skywalker would win against a sock? Wouldn't that be stupid and disrespectful?

There is no answer to this question as it is one of belief- I belive Jesus is God- He CAN't DIE- Period.

You don't- You think that Luke will win since You don't Belive, Stop insulting ppl's beliefs and chill.

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@Glamj6

You're the one insulting my belief in my Jedi Master. You're the one being disrespectful. You said that Luke Skywalker doesn't exist. That is highly offensive to Jedi

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@Parogar

Well, if I did offend U I apologize- but didn't you just say that they were BOTH fictional?

Fact is there is no answer as I said before.

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@Glamj6

There is. Jesus could not defeat Luke Skywalker in a fight. That is a fact. Luke would win. HE DESTROYED THE DEATH STAR>

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@Parogar

No, there is not! See, the mere fact we are auguring proves that I am right!

If you belive in God then you will say that Jesus will win,

If you don't You are most likely to say he wont.

And Jesus DESTROYED DEATH, HELL AND THE GRAVE!

It don't matter how many times Luke defeats him- he will just come back!

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@Glamj6 LOL I think you are a bit TOO serious.

LMAO.

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@Musiq4lyf

Nah, I am actually fun and spontaneous and open minded- I am augmentative though and I have a strong belief in God.

Angument + God= Me very serius

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@Glamj6 I know, that's my point LOL

Like this is a Wattpad discussion and @Parogar REALLY believes in Luke Skywalker's abilities just like you believe in.. errr, Jesus', you know? So you can't shun him for believing in his almighty Luke or that would be just like someone shunning you for your trust in Jesus.

That's all I'm saying.

Shunning + Beliefs =Me very irritated

LMAO

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@Musiq4lyf

Yeah, Ur right!

I am agreeing to disagree! This is, like, the first time I have ever back down in augment like this.

You are really good at peace making!

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@Glamj6 Pfft, I try ;) *Hair-flip*

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@Glamj6

The power of Christ, though strong might it be, is but no match for the power of the dark side of the force.

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@Parogar Shut up before I have almighty Luke slice the shit out of you.

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@Parogar @Musiq4lyf

Thanx @Musiq4lyf, I was gonna say that myself.

If the case is " @Parogar REALLY believes in Luke Skywalker's abilities just like you believe in.. errr, Jesus', you know? So you can't shun him for believing in his almighty Luke or that would be just like someone shunning you for your trust in Jesus."

Then unless we see the fight there is no answer! As with all questions like this if we do not SEE the fight we would never know! Some one could have a Lucky fluke, get a cold whateve!

So I agree to disagree!

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I have no words that can justly express how awesome this discussion is.

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@Prisim Ahahahahaha ! XD

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lol Ive been a Star Wars fan when I've seem the first movie I was 7 years old (that's 1977) 'holy gee'

Really... Luke vs Jesus who would win? I would say Jesus... I believe the bible told a story when one of the Apostles cut off the roman's guard ear off (forgive me if I have the story wrong) and Jesus heal the ear... this was supose to be when they took Jesus away (so Jesus knew he was going to die)... then a story was told when Jesus confronted Satan in the desert and won...

Anyway... I dont see this much of a fight. Jesus would ask Luke why? and Luke would drop his weapon... the fight is over...

Although the concept of Jedi is a mystery even to George Lucas... but one thing is clear, the Jedi mind trick is only good against the weak minded... it wont work on Jabba the Hut, it didnt do anything to Darth Vader and and that floating slave master who owned Darth Vader and DV's mother.

Jesus power of suggestion isnt a mind trick but a deeper compassion of human kindness.

Now comes the greatest question of all... can you explain the concept of Jedi and the powers of the force? Can you explain what Luke did wrong in the test in Empire Strikes back and explain how that same concept is acceptable in the final battle of Darth Maul? (two vs one didnt seem much of a balance... )

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@Parogar look u r stupid if u think luke can destroy jeseus then you r sqadly mistaken mister

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