We're Bored Entertain Us

I have been sitting idly by for far too long. I saw that Mr. @GradyRichards is annoyed with this club and I suppose it is time for me to step in. I am very bored and long to be entertained. I want to hear your stories of the scariest thing that has ever happened to you. I want to hear your first impressions on the game SCP-087-B. I want to hear about the monster in your closet. I want to hear about my hometown of Silent Hill. Tell me anything about the horrible existence you live and if it entertains me enough I might hear you out. However, if you bore me you will be forced to live out your life in The Coffin. Well, what are you Creeps waiting for? ENTERTAIN ME!

Dreadfully yours, The Creeper

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Wait a second, @TheCreepyHomboys. Why didn't anyone tell me you lived in Silent Hill?

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@Kakarot89 if you don't have anything insightful to say, I'm going to throw you into The Coffin. Nobody told you because I am the only one that knew this fact about me. Now, tell me something terrifying or leave this discussion.

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@TheCreepyHomeboys Fine, when I lived on this military base in Texas there was this foreboding feeling I got from the house we moved into.

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@TheCreepyHomeboys Do you know about the Black Lodge? Do you know about Bob? Do you want to know?

The Black Lodge is a place of evil - what happens in there is incomprehensible for the human mind. It's inhabited by an evil spirit called Bob (the person in my profile pic - also the one who I'm struggling with right now, because he's trying to possess me.) Bob feeds on people's negative emotions - fear, pain, suffering... That's what makes it easier for him to enter our reality, to possess someone. If you're fully possessed by Bob, he will use your body to kill and torture people until you physically can't take it any more. Then your soul will be trapped in the Black Lodge while Bob is seeking for another host in our world.

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@Kakarot89 Hm, a horror story about Texas. I always thought Texas was its own horror story.

Yuk Yuk Yuk

Now a house with a foreboding feeling, this may get interesting. You may proceed.

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@HenrySJohnson Very interesting, sir. I would like to know more about the Black Lodge. What happens there? What does it look like? I would like to know so much more about this place. Please tell me.

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@TheCreepyHomeboys I'm partly there, I think. Red drapes, strange floor... chessboard pattern - no, a snake pattern? Sometimes there are chairs and old, seemingly ancient-Greek statues. I met a few of those Bob took before there. Also a doppelganger of myself. Or am I the doppelganger? Strange... you never know which John is the evil John... And it's strange... everybody's talking backwards. Oh, I also met Dale Cooper.

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@HenrySJohnson Are you the doppelganger? Isn't that always the question we ask ourselves as we look into the mirror each morning? Sir, the Black Lodge sounds like a truly inspiring place. Perhaps, I should visit Bob sometime. Who knows, we many run into each other!

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@TheCreepyHomeboys In fact, I think I'm the possessed real one (he has just not taken full control yet), but he might send over a doppelganger in case I make it to the Black Lodge to get rid of Bob...

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@TheCreepyHomeboys One day I was going outside to play with my friends, when I heard someone talking in my bedroom. I went into my room to find no one there but could still hear someone talking from the bathroom. I went in there to find no one. I thought I was just hearing things until one day a friend of mine heard something too. He ran into my room to find no one there. I would go into my room at times and find the television on and my Gamecube running. This went on for many months until my family moved from the house. I suppose that's my ghost story.

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@HenrySJohnson Why would you get rid of him? He sounds like a truly delightful fellow. Then again, he can't kill what's already dead.

@Kakarot89 Things we cannot explain are all around us. I'm glad to hear about your experience, though it wasn't particularly frightening. Because it wasn't scary, I'm going to lock you in The Coffin for a fortnight.

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@TheCreepyHomeboys Noooooooo, NOT The Coffin. Please, anything but The Coffin, Master Creeper.

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@Kakarot89 Too late, you should have thought about that before you wrote such a horrible ghost story.

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@TheCreepyHomeboys Hey, you asked for true things that happened to us. That happened to me. You're a jerk! I'm leaving.

See you next Wednesday.

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@Kakarot89 Leave my presence forever!

Okay, will do.

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