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his head, and he was suffocating as they both started to freak out and Kenny, the zebra, screamed like a nine-year-old girl that got a girl zebra's attention, and she....

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ran and ran and ran and ran and ran until she reached a crossroad.

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Suddenly a clown car honked it's horn as it zoomed under a big U-haul truck before it nearly hit the girl zebra and she...

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Scream " no wait I haven't updated my wattpad status yet."

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So she ran home got on her computer and....

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logged on, but was distracted by the monkey who

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Threw bananas through the computer screen while screaming

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"I WANTED POPCORN, YOU NOPE" so she

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Cried and called her

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super ninja mutant turtles, and got them to

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tickle the monkey into insanity...

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Suddenly magic surrounded the monkey and before you know it.... POOF! She was turned into a cute and cuddly penguin who....

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would randomly thrown tantrums because

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He would sit on pineapples. While saying the phrase............

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"I ain't no flying biscuit, I'm a flying penguin!" And then it's mamma would scold it coz

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He had peas on his head but didn't want to be called a pea head

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so he goes by the nickname fro that he got at Hogwarts because

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No one could decide it's gender and Dakota can be both, so

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it changed his name to 'Doin' it' but they still couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl,

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so they tried asking it what gender it did, but it just smiled and said

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"I am a flying penguin. Don't judge me, you mofos!" and then he waved his flipper and grew a snout, and started sniffing...

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Professor Dumbledore's beard. It smelled like........

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friendly fish fins that reminded the penguin of his crazy uncle Burty that eats...........

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too many brussel sprouts i think he will turn...

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into a flying turtle that originated in Mars. It...

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