HOW DO WE PRONOUNCE WATTPAD??!

@Prisim You couldn't have told me that sooner?! What am I supposed to do with this coffee table?!!

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@dreamingthought Very good. I'll take them. They will fit into my ... collection.

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... I don't believe it... I actually found a Minsc pony!!!

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@Praeciarus Hang this sign for the troll to know he can sleep under it. Bam! Coffee table is instant bridge!

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@JohnHStyles Collection...? How much free time do you have?

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@Prisim Pic fail...

@Praeciarus Free time? You just have to lock them in your basement. That doesn't require much time.

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@Praeciarus This is a shot I took of @JohnHStyles's house

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@Prisim Hihihihihi! You found it! Isn't it great?

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@JohnHStyles Apparently :( I'm a big failure in life. I'll just get on this boat heading into the storm

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@JohnHStyles @Praeciarus Or warehouses. They do like a bit of room to prance.

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@Prisim Aw... Now, now, suicide is not an option. I mean as long as you don't take at least 30 others with you.

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@JohnHStyles Well I have the entire cast of Twilight on the boat with me, so that should account for something!

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@Prisim Yeah, but, boat - storm. Not very efficient. Maybe you should kill them all with your bare hands just to personally make sure they never ever get out alive.

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@Prisim Take your coffee table/bridge before you go!

@JohnHStyles I'm reporting you to Greenpeace.

@dreamingthought I think he has problems...

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@JohnHStyles Yeah but I'd get blood all over my new shoes and that's just not cool! Hmm.... oh I know! We'll need food for my new troll!

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@Prisim @JohnHStyles Twilight cast? I'll build a bonfire.

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@Praeciarus Greenpeace? Huh... had a funny encounter with one of their employers some days ago.

@Prisim Ah, the troll cook I promised you for Christmas? Well, he's specialized in cooking humans. I'll give him a call.

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@Prisim I thought the troll was the chef. o.o

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@Praeciarus What? That means he can eat people too? Now that's discrimination!

Trolls are such misunderstood creatures

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@Prisim He's actually a chef and eats people. Anyway, got to go, everyone - Uncle Ganondorf told me about a village filled with innocent people which needs to be burned and looted. Good luck.

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@JohnHStyles Have fun storming the village

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@Prisim You got a troll that eats people for your birthday. I bet that coffee table looks pretty attractive now, huh?

@JohnHStyles Bring back some valuables!

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@Praeciarus Nah I'm safe. I'm not people, I'm ren & stimpy :)

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Do i get paid if i tell you ?

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@Prisim A-are you a unicorn?!!

@TimmyWuvsSharks Wait - were we supposed to get paid?!!

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