YO MOMMA SOOO...

Hey guys, My friend is and I are bored so we decided to do a yo momma..

Ima start off

YOUR MOMMA SOO FAAT WHEN SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A YELLOWE RAINCOAT, PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING "TAXII TAXII!!"

got anything better than that? :)

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YOUR MAMA SOO FAAT SHE NEEDS CHEAT CODES FOR THE WII FIT well thats me best lol

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Yo mamma is so fat when s

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O mamma is so fat when she sat on my rainbow all th skittles fell out yup I have more but I forgot thm

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@cookiederpper @musicdrugeesexyguys

Yo momma so fat she took a picture last christmas- It's still printing! (BAHAHAHHA)

:)

Ncie oens btw!

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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WERE'S A RED SHIRT THE KIDS YELL KOOL-AID!! ha ha...

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YO MAMA SO FAT IT TAKES A 'BOOM A RANG' TO BELT HER..

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@crazycowlover

YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO ALPHABATIZE M AND M'S!

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Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twice and I was still in the middle

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YO MAMA SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS!

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yo mamma so fat when she went to the ocean the whales sang 'we are family'

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@Faiza14 @Mizzy47 @Lojiishere

LOOOOL

YO MOMMA IS SOOOO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING THE WHALES UNDERWATER THOUGHT SHE WAS THEIR OWN KIN

( lol I kinds made that up)

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YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL, SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERY KID IN THE CLASSROOM!

(Ahaha, I love Yo Momma jokes)

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Yo momma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she starved

yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo momma so fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled "Stop that rwinkie!" (I know that ones stpuid but my friend made me write it)

Yo momma so stupid she heard it was chilly outside and got a bowl

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Yo mama's so fat it takes a train and 2 buses to get to her good side...that's all I got xD

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@Praeciarus @Sypha18 @iFantastic

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Sorry this one is quite rasict but D: No offense!!

Yo momma is so black that when she went to night school the teacher took attendance and couldnt find her

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@SecretlyNinja Enjoy these anti yo mama jokes :D

Yo mama is so kind, she gave me a ride...

TO SOCCER PRACTICE!!!!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLO :P

Also, yo mama so thin, did she take the Jenny Craig Diet? Or Weightwatchers? Or Nutrisystem? Seriously, Fill me in on this!

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Your momma so fat when I walked next to her I got pulled into orbit

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@BreyanaBlocker @MisterSuz

Haha these are funny :,)

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

HAHAHHAHAA :,) Wooh, I crack myself up sometimes :) Haha im sucha dork

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YOUR MAMA SOOOOOOOOO FAT NOT EVEN DORA COULD EXPLORE HER hehe :D

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I JUST SAID THAT ONE! :D ^ @cookiederpper

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@cookiederpper @BreyanaBlocker @MisterSuz

Yo momma so fat when she jumped ofr joy she got stuck

D: I was bored so i came back to this convo XD

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@SecretlyNinja Yo momma so stupid she couldn't empty a boot full of water if the instructions were on the bottom.

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@MisterSuz

Lmfaoo

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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@SecretlyNinja OH YEAH!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Well, eh, WELL, YO MOMMA, IS SO HAIRY, ALL SHE SPEAKS, ISH WOOKIE??!?!?!??!?!?!?!

(Totally not ripped off from Meet The Spartans)

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