Hey we boys are new..

Hey guys we're new... and we need some friends..

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haha Hey I'll be your friend :) @WeareKings

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@WeareKings Good morning and welcome to Wattpad, John and Liam. I see you've made your way into the Pub, the most dangerous and exotic place of Wattpad. We're full of non-universally understood humor, weird jokes, creepy comments and debates about fringe sciences.

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@JohnHStyles Don't forget the midget porn...

@WeareKings I'll be your friend if you can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!!!

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@lafleurdeverite Wha-? You hang around with @drDevil too much.

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@JohnHStyles Us gingers have to stick together

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@WeareKings Welcome to the Pub! JohnHStyles's warning is pretty fair and apt...we show no mercy.

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@lafleurdeverite Did I hear midget porn? Are there ponies in there by chance?

Yup gingers forever!!!

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@SRae91 Do we count you as ginger or not?

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@drDevil I think we should. And yes, I saw ponies. :D

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@WeareKings Welcome to the pub, staying is mandatory, leaving is not permitted.

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@lafleurdeverite I agree. @SRae91 You are declared an honorary ginger. Behave accordingly, please.

*Whispers in Fleurite's ear*

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@drDevil *turns red* I thought we swore never to mention that again!

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@WeareKings Welcome to Wattpad. You needn't worry about making friends. I predict you'll have lots of fans by the end of next month. Or maybe even this one.

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@WeareKings Greetings, Earthling. I hope you will find safe asylum within the Pub. If not, then brace yourself.

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@TheLocalGuerilla Ohai there Trill.

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@lafleurdeverite Is that necessary, Q?

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@TheLocalGuerilla Doesn't matter, have omnipotence.

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where is WeareKings through all of this?

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@writteninspired Probably not online... they'll be astonished to find their mailbox full of weird posts next day...

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@lafleurdeverite @drDevil as a former faux ginger, I thank you. *sniffles in gratitude, at a loss for words*

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@SRae91 Hey, none of that. Even honorary gingers have to be bad-ass.

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@lafleurdeverite *shakes it off* Right. *shoots JohnHStyles in the foot to prove toughness*

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Drive-by posting....

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@SRae91 Poor John...he has been through so much...

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