Dear guys

@SRae91 @drDevil @JohnHStyles Thank you everyone for the positive comments on my hair. I feel very encouraged. You all have attitude problems, you twats.

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@Wibble *too distracted by huge hair with naked John crawling through it to listen to yelling man*

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@drDevil You have a bad imagination. I have no naked men on my head. Unlike you, you twat.

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@Wibble 1 for you...

@drDevil ... and 0 for you.

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Dear goodness, this is all so unseemly. Thank heavens the children have left.

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@Wibble

*looks hopefully at her hair*

*plucks out innocent young men*

*eats them*

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@JohnHStyles Naked men with jelly parts are not allowed to vote.

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@drDevil Just get used to it, you like my jelly, don't you?

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@SRae91 Please stop the dirty woman from touching my hair.

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@JohnHStyles I like all kinds of jelly. Even yours. Give me a spoon and I'll make you thinner.

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@Wibble *hands a helmet* She's a strong one. I don't know if I can take her. This is the only protection I can offer.

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@drDevil Here, take a spoon. *offers jelly*

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@JohnHStyles Stop the ugly man from throwing around jelly. You don't play with food, you twat.

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@Wibble I also think she's busy right now. Do you think we should go for a walk?

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@JohnHStyles Please, wiggle it so that it slides easier down my throat. ;)

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@SRae91 She is busy with stuffing the old man's jelly in her mouth. I like to walk. I don't have to run when I walk.

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*i looked around the room* what's up guys?

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@drDevil *turns away in fear*

@Wibble It's not what it sounds like!

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Yup. Just puked a little. Right down my evil biker human leather vest. That's what I get for creeping the threads...

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Dear Gog**.... e_o

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@terrex @Dstickler Hello everyone!

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@terrex @LinneatheInsomniac @terrex There's nothing to see here! Move on! *struggles with jelly*

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@LinneatheInsomniac Hello you must be mistaken. I am not God.

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@Wibble I... ah, don't know when I called you "God" necessarily, but okay

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@LinneatheInsomniac Thank you for clarifying your position on that matter. You twat.

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