The finish me game :)

As I was walking through the park...

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a bird took a crap on my....

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dog's ear and I yelled as the...

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Smelly guy asked.me on.a.date

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I yelled no and walked into a...

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strange dolphin, who showed me.....

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how to make strawberry lemonade...

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but he was tricking me into a scam so I...

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Hit him round the head with my.....

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unicorn hunting net.

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Then, I ran to the nearest...

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Toys R Us to get some...

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rubber knifes because...

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i have a habit of eating rubber after i...

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have a stressful day on the gunnery range firing....

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my double-barrel potato cannon when a pink tank chased me all the way.....

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to Canada where I meet a...

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Eskimo shaman who gave this bitter medicine to drink. Immediately I fell into a dream world where....

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@GhostHawk Paul Wesley was butt naked. I was in heaven and did not want to wake up...

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when the shaman snapped his fingers and I was transported to a lush tropical island with many....

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howler monkeys protesting my arrival. As I peered into the distance of waves crashing on a coarse sand beach, my eyes captured.....

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the black pearl pirate ship setting anchor. A burly crew of ten sword-weilding swashbuckler's began boarding a craft headed....

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to Cuba where we could meet dancing monkeys. After getting off the boat, we go to...

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To assassin headquarters because i wanted to kill and they told me.......

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you'll never be an assassin in that cocktail-dress and high heels. We'll train you but first.....

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