Jokes.
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# The Phone Call

Person Calling: Hello Mr. Richmn
Man on phone: yes
Person Calling: Is your refridgerator running?
Man on phone: Yes
Person Calling: Then you better go catch it before it runs out the back door

# The truth

Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.

# Anything wrong

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with
his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out
of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately. After
about a week of no news the business man received a telegram:
"The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up
yesterday..."

# Professions

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful
girl enters the room.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked
children.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells
you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you will look forward to the trip.

# Husband : (A software engineer, returning from work) "Evening Dear, I'm now logged in .

Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad Command or file name.

Wife : But I had told you in the morn......
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife : What about my diwali saree?
Husband : Variable not found...

Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : A true case of data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It's by DEFAULT.

Wife : What about U'r salary.
Husband : File in use.

Wife : Who was in the car this morning.
Husband : System is unstable press CTRL + ALT + DEL to reboot

Wife : Would you like to have some Snacks
Husband : Hard Disk Full.

Wife : What is the Relation between You and the Receptionist
Husband : The only user with write permission.

Wife : What is my value in your life.
Husband : Unknown VIRUS detected.

Wife : Do you love me or your computer .
Husband : Too many Parameters.

Wife : I will go to my Dad's House.
Husband : Program performed Illegal Operation, It will close.

Wife : I will leave you for ever.
Husband : Close all Programs and log out for another user.

Wife : It is worthless talking with you.
Husband : Shut down the computer.

Wife : Iam Going.
Husband : It's now safe to Turn Off Your Computer.

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Q&A Jokes.
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