Connected to Mac! Age: 17 Gender: m
Mac: Hi :)
PnutButter: Hey Mac: ohh are u pnutbutter im gonna be blackberry jam we could warm us up lol
PnutButter: O.o
Mac: haha ok sorry its just my friday night without alcohol
PnutButter: Its fine. im perverted too haha:)
Mac: haha its ok everyone are perverted
*****************(Conversation gets boring, so I'll skip to the awesome parts)
Mac: how could two perverteds remove their boriness? haaha
PnutButter: hmmm
Mac: wat is all people doing right now?
PnutButter: .....breathing?
Mac: wrong...?
PnutButter: ...um, thinking?
Mac: for get it
PnutButter: im slow.... sowwy
********************(This part is just me being an idiot..)
Mac: where ya from
PnutButter: US of A
Mac: i know but which state
PnutButter: ooooh... (told you i'm slow) Im from Wisconsin
Mac: are u slow for everything?
PnutButter: ;)
PnutButter: no
Mac: ok u r perverted then
PnutButter: i am
******************************(The part I cut out was literally talking about my virginity..... needless to say I cut it out)
Mac: do u like unicorns princess from the castle?
PnutButter: of course. who doesnt?
Mac: why do u like 'em?
PnutButter: CUZ THE UNICORN IS FLUFFY
Mac: but they could be bad with u
PnutButter: soo
Mac: THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO A PERVERTED
PnutButter: ???????????
Mac: weird
PnutButter: your weirf
Mac: im just will smith
PnutButter: interesting
Mac: do u like to pee?
PnutButter: i do
Mac: do u like pee in your freezer?
PnutButter: i do not
Mac: do u like drink water from your navel?
PnutButter: YES
Mac: u r my soulmate
PnutButter: Whoo!
Mac: your virgin n innocent elbows are my soulmate
PnutButter: Only my elbows?
Mac: ya
PnutButter: darn
Mac: have u a weird look right now
PnutButter: a bit.. my eye is twitching
Mac: the invisible unicorn pike your eye
PnutButter: owwwie
Mac: dont your parents complain that youre talking with a fucking weird man
PnutButter: nope, they are asleep
Mac: dont ya complain?
PnutButter: naahhh, i have talked to weirder
Mac: ok be weird to me
PnutButter: the leprachaun shall bite your ear lobe off in your sleep on Tuesday
Mac: ohh shit thats wat was slimy in my left side of the head?
PnutButter: mmhmm
********************(This time he asked me {very violently, might I add} what I looked like..)
PnutButter: O.o
Mac: the unicorn pike u up again?
PnutButter: you know it
Mac: we hav so much chemistry ill marry u
PnutButter: <3
Mac: wait this even is me im different with u
PnutButter: ?
Mac: ull marry with my alter ego
PnutButter: Yay me
Mac: this is da weirdest conversation ill hav ever been
PnutButter: Same here O.o
Mac: u made me weird with your nickname shit
PnutButter: What nickname shit? PnutButter?
Mac: yaa that shit strt all
PnutButter: DONT BE A HATER PLAYA
Mac: im not a hater im just think that nickname is a bitch
PnutButter: :( but it.. it loves you
Mac: but it changed me i think my facial expression changed too
PnutButter: Thats okay...
Mac: i think ill date u
PnutButter: Mkay. Have fun
Mac: how do u think i look like
PnutButter: Im not sure. Probably a creepy 65 year old with a gold tooth and a limp
Mac: omg thats dope but a lil bit younger n cuter
PnutButter: darn..
*************************(At this point he just got reallyreally weird/awkward.... he may have been drunk/high)
PnutButter: haha
PnutButter: I gotta hit the hay man (TRANSLATION: I GOT FRIGGIN SCARED)
AN: Soooo, do you guys like this odd conversation I had on Chatous? Buahahaha it was amazing ;)
