My Jokes,Tongue Twisters and Poems!

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Hi, hope you enjoy laughter and fun. In this writting there is going to be poems, tongue twisters and jokes!

Tongue Twisters:

 

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

Nick knits Nixon's knickers.

Poems:

My fears: 

My fears are falling like the snow, 

Falling gently, drifting silently, 

White as crystals in the sun, 

Although these crystals melt.

You Think: 

You think I'm a Pest 

I will give you a Rest 

I'm trying my Best 

Not to be in the Nest

My Life Fall Apart: 

Watching My Life Fall Apart 

Just Because One Boy Broke My Heart 

Now There's Just A Scar 

Where That One Boy Went Too Far 

I Shed All These Tears 

Because That One Boy Put My Life In Fears 

I See The Blood Gush Out Of My Arm 

Where That One Boy Put My Life In Harm

 

Me And You: 

Me and you Share everything, 

Secrets, Love, And cries. 

But I also noticed I was head to toes in lies. 

So once I knew the truth, I figured I'd play a game. 

To find out more about you, To see if your the same. 

Once the game Started, I found out its a shame, 

That you would do that, To make me Feel The Pain. 

Now I'm Screaming my Heart Out, Just like I'm Insane.

Jokes:

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.  

"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" 

"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice. 

"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?" 

"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." :D

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