Stuck in Sakura's Body, Yuck!

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 Disclaimer: 

I don't own Naruto.  

But Sasuke still sucks  

No matter if I own his emo factor or not.

"Test tomorrow don't forget it guys!" my teacher, Mr.Patricks, said.

I groaned. I couldn't take one more day of stupid midterms! 

I got my books together and packed up to go home. In my head I was secretly excited that I now had the rest of the day to catch up on Naruto episodes.  

It’s my newest obsession.  

I held my Naruto binder in my hands and walked out of school, avoiding the glances of the other 8th graders who thought I was weird and quiet.  

I secretly tried to be like Hinata.

Walking home a short distance I barged in, my mom was such a lazy sack that she didn't lock the door, and jumped into my computer chair.

Thank god for YouTube. I watched as Sakura Haruno, probably one of the most useless human girls known to man, tried to defend herself.

I laughed at her failure. I would really hate to be her.  

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I knew I had done it again for the 3rd time in a row. I had crashed while watching Naruto episodes.  

I groaned and looked around. My house looked weird. What the bleep..THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!! 

I jumped up and glanced at everything around me.  

It seemed familiar in some way, like I have seen it before. I looked at the bed, and near it was a small dresser with a picture frame of team 7: Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura.

I frowned. I don't remember buying this. I looked out the window and gasped.  

Then I knew where I was. And why the room looked so familiar to me. Outside the window was the Hokage faces carved into a mountain.  

I was in the Hidden Leaf Village.  

But… 

Who AM I?

 I glanced at my hands, pale and normal, and my shoes. They were the Naruto sandals everyone basically wore. I touched them. I don't remember buying these either.  

I knew what would give away who I was. With a shaking hand I reached to touch my hair.  

And when I did I let out a huge scream.

I was SAKURA! 

This was like some kind of horrible nightmare. I HATE Sakura with a burning passion that could make hell look like it froze over.  

She was so pathetic.  

Always crying 

Just sitting there, doing nothing. How could this have happened?! 

I got up and paced. There were several possibilities.  

1. (Being most likely) This is all a dream.  

Why this is unlikely: I just pinched myself...and it really hurt. 

2. (Being not really likely) I have gone delusional and I think I'm into Naruto world when I'm really in a coma or something.  Why this is unlikely:  I am known to have questionable mental states. I'm not stable to begin with so I doubt watching Naruto YouTube videos mess up my sanity. 

3. (Pretty much impossible) I forgot to take my pills. Why this is unlikely: I don't take pills.

All of these reasons felt wrong to me.  

"Sakura! Are you up?" I heard Sakura's mom call. I froze. I'm not Sakura...so what do I say?! 

"Yeah mom! Down in a minute!" I said the most average answer I could think of.  Now what do I do? I'm supposed to be a ninja bit I don't know how to do anything.  

I will be completely useless.  

Something clicked in my head.  

Just like Sakura! I didn't have to know anything to be like Sakura! I smiled. Maybe I could turn this into a good experience.

I smiled a little brighter, knowing I was missing a test right now.  I combed Sakura-Uh I mean MY hair and walked out of the house to the academy.