I'v collected These sms over a period of time. This is just a part of my collection. If u want more, just mail me at omidgr8@gmail.Com

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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha,GHAR chod do,Maa ne kaha PARO ko chod do. Paro ne kaha DARU chod do,PAR Aapse kisne kaha ke hame SMS karna chod do...?

Tum
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muze kya?
log Tumhe hi PAGAL Kahenge...hi hi hi

Rabba dukh na dena mere dost ko,Muze chahe Sukho ka Pahad dede,Ghoome Nayee CYCLE pe dost mera, Muze bhale hi Purani MARCEDES CAR dede.

TAJMAHEL kisi ke liye ek ajuba he,To kisi ke liye pyar ka ehsas he,Hamre tumhare liye bakwas he, Kyoki har roj badalti hamari MUMTAJ he ....

-DOSTI-
Shabd Nahi Jo Mit Jaye.
Umar Nahi Jo Dhal Jaye,
Safar Nahi Jo Mukam Paye;
Yeh To Wo AHSAS Hai Jiske Liye Agar Jiya Jaye To Ye Zindagi Bhi Kam Pad Jaye.

Dil Main Aarzu Ke Diye Jalte Rahege,
Aakho Se Aasu Nikalte Rahege,
Tumne DOST Bankar Dil Main Roshni Kar Di,
Ham Mom Bankar Yuhi Pihgalte Rahege.

Apki yadon ki "mahek" in hawao me hai,kuch "apnapansa" in fizao me hai.Naye saal me "khushiya" chume apke kadam hamesha yahi sapna in nigahon me hai. G. N.

Dur Hain Par Milne Ki Aas Hai,
Mann Ko Har Pal Tumhara Ehsas Hai,
Hajaro Hai Apne Par Tu Khas Hai
jyada Emotional Mat Ho Ye Sab Bakvas Hai

Agar zindagi me judai na hoti,
to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
sath hi guzarte har lamhe to
shayad rishto me ye gaharai na hoti.

Tumhari Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai Ki Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Aata Hai
Sochta Hu Ki Bijli Katva Lu Aaj Kal Kambakhat Bill Bahot Aata Hai

Dil ko dukhane me waqt kitna lagta he
Ansu bhane me waqt kitna lagta he
Aap ko hamari yaad satati hi nahi warna 1 SMS krne me waqt kitna lagta he?
HI.

Hansi ko inbox,Aansu ko outbox,

Gusse ko hold,Muskaan ko sent,

Help ko ok,Dil ko karo vibrate,

Fir dekho zindagi ki

Ringtone kinti pyari hai,

2008 mein.


WAFA se pyar mat karna....








Kyun mat karna..?






Bemaut maare jaaoge...








Kyun maare jaaoge?




Kyunki,WAFA Osama bin laden ki beti hai.

Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti,
Dil K Aarmano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti,
Zindagi Ban Jaye "Jannat" Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath Rahe Teri Dosti

Soniya sends Laloo to America for learning English. After some days George Bush calls Soniya & tell her "E sasura aangreji nahi sikh sakat he."

Washing Powder Nirma,
Rangin Kapda Bhi Khil Khil Jaye,
Sabki Pasand Nirmaaa..

Bewakoof


Kuch Bhi Bhejo Padne Lag Jate Ho.

Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya
Dusre kuttone use pucha:"yar tune wo ghar kyu choda"
Usne kaha:yar raat ko gane ki practice wo krta he,subah log muje marte he!

Gum me hasnewalo ko rulaya nahi jata,Lahero ko pani se hataya nahi jata,Hone wale khud apne ho jate hai,Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata.... R.T.

Go down to see My Heart....




















Dekha...
Kitna saaf hai Mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke...












Dimag K jaisa..Hai na...

Har khushi Ko teri Taraf mod du
tere liye chand tare tod du
khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol du
ek baar tu haskar to dekh
tere saare dant tod du...
R.T

Bahut Dur Magar Bahut Pass Rahte Ho,
Aankhon Se Door Sahi Magar Dil Ke Pass Rahte Ho,
Bas Itna Bata Do,
Kya Tum Bhi Dost Ke Bina Udaas Rahte Ho.

Hoto pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi ate.
Lelo aj hi doston ke sang zindagi ka maza,
Fir laut kar dosti ke zamane nahi aate. R.T

Nishane pe jo laga use kahte hai TEER,
Dil me jo utar jaaye use kahte hai TASVEER,
Aur aap jaise dost ka saath mile to use kahte hai TAQDEER"... R.T

Beautiful things hapen 2 beautiful people with beautiful hearts in beautiful places. I pray this Morning adds more beauty 2 ur beautiful life.
G.M


Kirpiya dhyan dijiye






































Dhyan dene ka shukriya ab so jaiye.

woh kehte hai majboor hu main.
Na chahte hue tumese dur hu main.
churali unhone meri dhadkane phir bhi kethe hai bekasoor hu main..
$ R.T $

Men tie the watch to their left hand.. And women tie the watch to their right hand.. Why..?










To See The Time
simple..

JIS TARAH 1 MACHHAR KO MARNE SE TUM SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAOGE,

THEEK USI TARHA 10-12 SMS KARNE SE TUM BHIKHARI NAHI BAN JAOGE.
(Bhej sale)

Kisi ko yad karna,