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I'm sitting

On a cold floor again

Laying actually

With my best friend

Her name is Kelly

Belly fulla jelly

Yummy yummy

In MAH tummy!

My oh my

Wrestling is long

Lets just be glad

I'm not wearing a thong

You know the thing in your butt

To far?

Maybe

One two three

BABIES

I'm oh so hungry

I want Mac and cheese

Mac and cheese

Not Mac with bees

I've tried that before

Not too great

It's something

I wouldn't rate

I think I'm sick

*cough cough*

Boo you

Whore!

At least I'm not you

A no good slut

Who only likes it

Up the butt

Yeah that's too far

But it's funny I swear!

Laugh my friend

Or I'll Kill ye with a bear!

Well this was long

And quite boring

I'm sitting here writing this

And I swear I'm snoring

Well this is the end

And I hope you learned something

Because I sure did

Ok bye

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 28, 2012 ⏰

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