Accurate.

Exact.

Perfect.

Systematic.

Polished.

Excellent.

***

Gusto mo ba ng instant  SUPER BOYFRIEND?

Paano kung wala kang pambili?

Kaya mo bang mag-shoplift?

***

Kulang ba ang pera mo?

Gipit ka na ba at pressured?

Go try secondhand.

Kaso slightly damaged na.

Kukunin mo pa ba?

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Onine Order #426793

Your Ideal Super Boyfriend.

Sold.

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