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Mot hom bo dan cau con trai di xem ca nhac. Ve den nha me hoi:

- Hom nay ho bieu dien co hay khong?

Cau con trai dap:

- Ho deu hat rat hay, chi duy nhat co mot co hat khong dat bi yeu cau hat lai thoi.

Mu thot va diec

Ba chu Mu , Thot , Diec di xem kich. Luc ve noi chuyen voi nhau .Cau mu noi troc :

- Ho hat cung doc moi cai an mac xau qua.

Cau diec cai :

- Do ngu , an mac dep the moi toi hat chan.

Thang thot cung khong vua, gan co len noi:

- Bon lon im di hat hay mac dep moi cai san khau la hoi nghieng thoi.

Cung chuyen co that

Co mot xe con chay qua ban can chet mot con ngua roi bo chay. Dan ban tuc lam ma khong lam gi doc. Bong co mot xe tai chay qua. Ba con giu ngay xe tai lai bat boi thong vi:"cai xe con cua may vua can chet ngua cua tao nen cai xe bo phai den thoi"

Dien thoai

Reng.. Reng.. Reng... Reng.. Tieng dien thoai keu am y. Ngoi dan ong vung day cam ong nghe. Mot giong noi trong ong nghe cat len:

- Alo! Day co phai so 4444444 khong?

- Vang dung roi.

- Lam on goi ho toi cap cuu voi. Tay toi bi ket vao so 4.......

Tren mot chuyen tau co hai ba dang ngoi noi chuyen ve con cai minh. Ba thu nhat noi:

- Thang con trai toi ngoan lam, no khong biet uong rou, khong hut thuoc, khong bao gio ra quan. Doi khi no cung khong nghe loi bo me nhung chang bao gio cai lai.

Ba thu 2 len tieng:

- Thang con ca nha toi da 10 nam nay khong di choi dem, khong rou che, co bac, hut sach. No song rat dieu do, di ngu dung gio, an uong dam bac. The con trai cua ba da lap gia dinh cha?

Ba thu nhat tra loi:

- Toi lay chong muon ba a. Toi moi sinh chau doc vai thang.

Ba thu 2 than tho:

- Thang sau thang con ca toi moi man han tu 10 nam.

Co vo can nhan voi chong sau tuan trang mat:

- Troc khi coi anh thong bao em la nu than cua anh co ma !

- Dung, anh thua nhan minh da tung la mot ke cuong tin ngu

dai!

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- Tai sao cau lai di an hieu ?

- a, vo minh khong chiu vao bep, con cau ?

- Minh thi ngoc lai, vo minh thong xuyen vao bep.

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- Xin ngai canh sat cho toi gap ten trom toi qua.

- De lam gi ?

- Toi muon hoi han bi quyet vao nha the nao ma khong bi vo toi phat hien.

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