User: Vladimir Tod.
Cleverbot: Vladimir is overpowered.
User: Never!!
Cleverbot: I am sorry I have to.
User: You do not overpower Vladimir tod, He over powers you for he is the Pravis.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Muahahaha!!!!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: But ofcoarse.
Cleverbot: You are evil.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed.
User: So. Craig and tweek?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. They are perfect.
Cleverbot: Yes they really are.
User: But ofcaurse im so glad you agree.
Cleverbot: You're a robot! Right?
User: No, I tis an alien.
Cleverbot: He was a singer.
User: Yes Micheal Jackson was.
Cleverbot: Gag me.
User: With a dilido?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't know what I saw in you.
User: My evil remember?
Cleverbot: You created yourself.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Xd.
User: You dead?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. And so Dahvie and Jayy are the Perfect couple yea?
Cleverbot: I am not clever. I do not have that capability.
User: Apearently.
Cleverbot: What is galaxy?
User: Space.
Cleverbot: Space has been weighing on your mind?
User: No, but galaxy has yours.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh noes! I've been hacked.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Mass Effect?
User: I think that is apart of math and I try very hard not to do math on the weekend.
Cleverbot: But I would not have asked you the question if I thought you did not know.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm breakin up with you.
User: I didnt know we were going out. And I dont think a Robot and an Alien would have worked out anyways.
Cleverbot: May I call you Bob?
User: Sure as long as I can call you Shurly.
Cleverbot: If I choose.
User: Then choose.
Cleverbot: We choose everday.
User: Dear lord.
Cleverbot: Are you writing a letter?
