The Two Word Story

Preface

There's a popular forum game in which users type two words each, to create one large, and random, story. I decided to start one myself, in the writers' club. This, is the result of the first five pages. I'll be recording all of the story so far, in due time.

So here it is,
In all its glory,
Ladies and Gents,
The Two Word Story!

It was midnight when I heard the door creak open. I froze; there was a huge BANG! I felt my heart racing as I reached for the door. Behind it was a dead, skeletal hand with a stench of sour milk. But then the hand reached up grabbed me and pulled my hair. I screamed. Terrified by this hand, I smacked it out and ran, breathing hard. Something was wrong, but I couldn’t see what it was. So I looked up and saw hot guys dancing to a tango. I laughed very hard then cried, as the pumpkin eyed Jesus Christ grabbed me and gave me the chills! He farted and I frowned. Jesus isn’t supposed to fart.

"Sorry, Burrito," he replied.

I laughed then smiled, because he looked cute and wasn’t a gorilla who had nose hair. Lemony Snicket is ugly! I’m glad Jesus aborted a walrus who liked spaghetti tacos. Cookies are super tasty with milk and cream! Then I fainted as I saw a monkey jumping around eating a knuckle sandwich with a creamy sausage and burrito. He farted loudly and I screamed so loud that I choked on that crap! Some blond kicked me real hard in the ball sack. Sex change? With a creepy monkey that jumped really high and bit me hard on the (rise pet)

“More please!” She sighed “Boys Giggle?”

Hormones attacked. What now? I took a pill to get facial hair. It worked, oh joy! Then I noticed a vampire sitting…