Kikiro: Okay I'm only going to this one more time... HIDAN IS MINE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Kakuzu: Screw you he is my sex toy, bitch!
Nii: NO! HE IS MY DREAM MAN!
Deidara: No he is my lover!
Konan: NO HIDAN IS MY LOVER AND BOYFRIEND!
Itachi: No he's my lover!
Shikamaru: No he is MY lover.
Kikiro: Madi-chan! You're the author of this bull shit! Do something!
Me: Nah. This is too good. Just continue.
Me: Tell me something I don't know. God.
Kakuzu: I have ALL of you beat!
Everyone (but me and Kakuzu): HOW?!
Kakuzu: I'm his partner and I have known him longer!
Kikiro: FUCKYOU, YOU OLD ASS FOSSIL!
Konan: Yeah so? I have a shit load of fan art with me and Hidan. HidaKona!
Kakuzu: I have more.
Kikiro: I do too.
Konan: Yeah but that is only by Madi-chan.
Hidan: Kikiro can you please keep the noise down; I'm still tried from last night.
Kikiro: Kay baby.
Kikiro: HA I GOT YOU BITCHES BEAT!!
Everyone: Fuck you slut!
Hidan: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I KILL ALL OF YOU! And Kikiro get your ass in bed dammit.
Everyone: 0.o (Backs out of Hidan's room.)
Kikiro: Okay! (Hops onto Hidan's bed.)
Ariel: Can I watch?
Hidan: 0.o that's just scary.
Me: C'mon. (Drags Ariel out of room.)
Five minutes later...
Kikiro: OHHHHHH GOD HARDER!!!!
Kakuzu: I hate her. T.T
Everyone else: Slut. T.T
Shikamaru: I thought we had something special.