Hidan belongs to...

Kikiro: Okay I'm only going to this one more time... HIDAN IS MINE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Kakuzu: Screw you he is my sex toy, bitch!

Nii: NO! HE IS MY DREAM MAN!

Deidara: No he is my lover!

Konan: NO HIDAN IS MY LOVER AND BOYFRIEND!

Itachi: No he's my lover!

Shikamaru: No he is MY lover.

Kikiro: Madi-chan! You're the author of this bull shit! Do something!

Me: Nah. This is too good. Just continue.

Kikiro: Bitch...

Me: Tell me something I don't know. God.

Kakuzu: I have ALL of you beat!

Everyone (but me and Kakuzu): HOW?!

Kakuzu: I'm his partner and I have known him longer!

Kikiro: FUCKYOU, YOU OLD ASS FOSSIL!

Konan: Yeah so? I have a shit load of fan art with me and Hidan. HidaKona!

Kakuzu: I have more.

Kikiro: I do too.

Konan: Yeah but that is only by Madi-chan.

Kikiro: whore.

Hidan: Kikiro can you please keep the noise down; I'm still tried from last night.

Kikiro: Kay baby.

Everyone: 0.o

Kikiro: HA I GOT YOU BITCHES BEAT!!

Everyone: Fuck you slut!

Hidan: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I KILL ALL OF YOU! And Kikiro get your ass in bed dammit.

Everyone: 0.o (Backs out of Hidan's room.)

Kikiro: Okay! (Hops onto Hidan's bed.)

Ariel: Can I watch?

Hidan: 0.o that's just scary.

Kikiro: 0///o

Me: C'mon. (Drags Ariel out of room.)

Five minutes later...

Kikiro: OHHHHHH GOD HARDER!!!!

Kakuzu: I hate her. T.T

Everyone else: Slut. T.T

Shikamaru: I thought we had something special.